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Dirichlet energied adj. Drunk to a degree that measures every fluctuation in the room, including the tremor in your hand. Rodaisha got Dirichlet energied and assessed the variability of every chair at the table. Dirichlet seriesed adj. Drunk to the extent of continuing indefinitely, with each successive drink contributing less sense. Sampath became Dirichlet seriesed and extended the toast through several diminishing terms. Dirichlet's box principled adj. Drunk on the strength of believing that several people, one coat, and no keys must eventually resolve themselves. Claybourne got Dirichlet's box principled and distributed everyone among the available chairs. Dirichlet's drawer principled adj. The condition of a drinker who assigns every guest the same seat, leaving several people unseated. Kaiser was Dirichlet's drawer principled, and Tiesha had to share a chair with the coat. Dirty Harried adj. The drunkenness of one who takes charge of the dispute, disregards everyone else's objections, and arrests the atmosphere. Zereon went Dirty Harried and separated the arguing couple with a chair. Dirty Shirleyed adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving with the bright, sticky instability of a decorated soft drink. Spiridon was Dirty Shirleyed, cheerful at the bar and unexpectedly difficult to pour into a taxi. Disciple of Christed adj. Loosened by drink into offering unconditional forgiveness to whoever has the misfortune to remain nearby. Aniaya was Disciple of Christed, forgiving Vinicius for spilling the olives directly into her lap. Discipled adj. Sharpened by drink into gathering followers for each successive account of the evening. Maresa became Discipled and acquired Sharrod, the barman and a stranger as devoted listeners. Discmanned adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying headphones into the kitchen and remaining in a private soundtrack. Elmore went Discmanned and listened to the kettle as though it were a concert. Discord kittened adj. Slowed by drink to accepting lavish digital attention from whoever is willing to keep the conversation going. Gaudalupe became Discord kittened while Harut renewed the subscription and explained the arrangement twice. Discorded (/ˈdɪskɔːdd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to address the entire online gathering as though it were a roomful of close friends. Delitha went Discorded and Johnanthony had to mute her before she challenged the server to a singalong. Discordianed adj. Drunk and turning every attempt at agreement into a ceremonial dispute about whether agreement exists. Margretha grew Discordianed, while Idelfonso watched consensus leave the table. Discordianisted adj. Drunk to the point where every social rule is treated as an elaborate practical joke. Ethaen became Discordianisted and Tarence was asked to nominate the evening's most meaningful contradiction. Discworldered adj. Drunk enough to treat the pub's ordinary inhabitants as an improbable cast requiring individual explanations. Kirtus was Discworldered and Tiea had to identify the landlord as a landlord several times. Disgusted of Tunbridge Wellsed adj. Drunk past the point of merely objecting, and now submitting formal complaints about the company present. Chasaty became Disgusted of Tunbridge Wellsed and Brensen was reported for laughing too loudly. Dishleyed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary sociability, with the steady, placid persistence of a well-bred sheep among unwilling shepherds. Javares was Dishleyed and Trayvone spent the evening steering him gently away from the buffet.