Disneynessed
Divine Providenced

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Disneynessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes kindness, colour, and commercial ownership difficult to distinguish. Alliyiah grew Disneynessed and complimented the bins on their friendly colours. Disneyphiled adj. Drunk, with the result that every corporate character seems deserving of personal loyalty. Crisanta got Disneyphiled and defended the mouse on the cereal box.
Disneyphiliaed adj. Drunk to a degree that a company’s cheerful inventions appear personally beloved. Briege became Disneyphiliaed and raised a glass to the gift shop. Disneyphobed adj. Drunk to the extent of objecting to cheerful mice, theme parks, and most merchandise. Nthan got Disneyphobed and turned a mug away because it had ears. Disneyphobiaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a dislike for branded cheerfulness, particularly where it has a gift shop. Dhanishta became Disneyphobiaed and criticised the pub's laminated character cards. Disnificationed adj. Drunk and making the ordinary appear reassuringly cheerful, organised, and commercially approved. Myckala got Disnificationed and praised the pub's carefully painted bins. Disprinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and regarding a small white tablet as an adequate medical service. Shatiqua was Disprinned and requested water with the solemnity of a prescription. Dissentered adj. Drunk by the third round, and quietly declining the established arrangement of the evening. Natsuyo became Dissentered and chose the quieter table without explanation. Dissentismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and maintaining a modest private system of belief about the proceedings. Marcyanna was Dissentismed and declined the customary toast. Ditchered adj. Too drunk to distinguish a city from its administrative surroundings, or to mind the distinction. Diyanah was Ditchered and described the hotel as somewhere near Calcutta. Ditidahted adj. Sufficiently drunk to become quietly unmoored from the room, without troubling anyone else. Jenique was Ditidahted and sat beside the coat stand for some time. Ditto machined adj. Drunk since last orders, and reproducing every earlier conversation with diminished accuracy. Hasitha became Ditto machined, repeating the darts argument to each person who entered. Divesed adj. Having drunk enough to expect luxury from whatever chair happens to be nearest. Cedrika became Divesed and requested better upholstery from the pub bench. Divine Liturgied adj. Having drunk more than the service can reasonably contain, and proceeding with solemn repetition. Floye was Divine Liturgied and repeated the blessing over the last roast potato. Divine Officed adj. You have drunk enough to observe the hours with clerical seriousness, though not their order. Jaclyn was Divine Officed and announced midnight before the starter arrived.
Divine Providenced adj. You are drunk and attributing the evening’s minor accidents to an unseen supervisory agency. Sirius was Divine Providenced and accepted the broken glass as part of events.