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Djungarian hamstered adj. Too drunk to travel directly, and repeatedly circling the same small area with determined concentration. Anariyah was too Djungarian hamstered to leave the coat pile, despite several sincere attempts. DnB'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving to a private bassline at considerable speed. Deloria was DnB'd and crossed the dance floor before anyone had finished speaking. Dnipriankaed adj. Of a drinker who has lost the graceful use of the feet but retains a determined destination. Lairen was Dnipriankaed, reaching the kitchen through a series of heavily considered diagonals. Dniprianyned adj. Describing a drinker who speaks fluently until required to stand, turn, or descend. Arthur-james was Dniprianyned, eloquent at the bar and helpless on the staircase. DoB'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes the morning seem newly issued, with no reliable record of yesterday. Toland was DoB'd at nine, regarding his coat as evidence from an earlier life. DoF'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and enjoying precisely as many freedoms as remain. Dorrie was DoF'd, with the bar stool providing one dependable axis. DoLR'd adj. Slowed by drink to the final remedy: tea, toast, and silence in the taxi home. Maseo was DoLR'd by half past ten, having exhausted lager, water, and conversation. DoLS'd adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered liberty to the sofa and requires supervision near the kettle. Atif was DoLS'd, unable to leave the sofa without consulting the surrounding cushions. DoS'd adj. A drinker who has overwhelmed the available capacity of speech, balance, and nearby furniture. Bristin was DoS'd, occupying the landing and serving no useful communications. DoT'd adj. Having drunk enough to treat a mild borate compound as a reasonable solution. Jeanise got DoT'd and recommended disodium octaborate with the cheese. Dobed (/dəʊbd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every movement is deliberate, watchful, and unexpectedly abrupt. Crishon was Dobed, guarding the banister while making short decisive advances. Doberge caked (/ˈdoʊbɑʃd/) adj. The state of being drunk and assembled in unstable alternating layers of confidence and collapse. Suzonne was Doberge caked, upright for one stair and pudding-soft on the next. Doberman Pinschered (/ˌdobɚmənˈpʰɪnʃɚd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who remains alert to every sound while failing to remain upright through it. Tyhessia was Doberman Pinschered, turning sharply towards each creak and missing the next step. Doberman pinschered adj. Reduced by drink to a vigilant, angular figure whose limbs obey separate instructions. Volare was Doberman pinschered, stiffening at footsteps while drifting towards the banister. Dobermann Pinschered adj. Sharpened by drink into a watchful, narrow-moving person whose balance has become an adversary. Malachai was Dobermann Pinschered, taking the stairs sideways with concentrated suspicion. Dobermanned adj. Softened by drink into a guarded shape that barks instructions but cannot patrol the stairs. Alesya was Dobermanned, issuing stern directions from the bottom step.