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Dominican Republicanned adj. Still drunk, and treating the morning as a republic in which every decision requires a referendum. Damia was Dominican Republicanned, putting the question of toast to everyone present. Dominican gulled adj. Too drunk to distinguish breakfast from an opportunity to patrol the room and call loudly at nothing. Phineas was Dominican gulled, circling the breakfast table and announcing each unattended plate. Dominicanismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to produce a private grammar for the morning and use it without translation. Parthenia was Dominicanismed, giving the kettle a verb form unavailable to everyone else. Dominicanned (/ˌdɒ.mɪˈniː.kənd/) adj. Having drunk enough to treat every stranger as a distant relation and every room as a family gathering. Dannilynn was Dominicanned, embracing the bouncer as though they had shared a childhood. Dominicannessed adj. Having drunk enough to acquire an unmistakable national adjective for one's own hangover. Kemarius was Dominicannessed, describing the headache with an adjective of uncertain provenance. Dominiqued adj. Drunk and convinced every black-and-white feather in the room requires a closer inspection. Jacon spent twenty minutes admiring the striped wallpaper, thoroughly Dominiqued. Dominoided adj. Drunk to the point where delivering pizzas seems a sensible qualification for settling every argument. Dorella became Dominoided and offered to resolve the dispute with garlic dip. Dommed (/dɒmd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every command is delivered as though issued by royalty, and concerns the taxi. Emran got Dommed and required the taxi to attend him immediately. Don Juan fractured adj. Drunk past the point of seduction, with the confidence of a man attempting romance by falling downstairs. Jaquel became Don Juan fractured and complimented the bouncer's knees. Don Juan syndromed adj. Drunk beyond the point where repeated rejection affects the next introduction. Elco was Don Juan syndromed and treated each refusal as useful background. Don Juaned adj. Drunk enough to mistake every courteous smile for an invitation and pursue each one confidently. Jaidlyn got Don Juaned and proposed marriage to the woman checking the cloakroom tickets. Don Juanismed adj. Drunk in a way that turns ordinary conversation into a campaign of successive seductions. Blanka became Don Juanismed and flirted with everyone who mentioned the weather. Don Pedroed adj. Drunk, with the result that every decision is treated as a hand in a card game. Tarrod got Don Pedroed and wagered the last chips on who should fetch crisps. Don Quixoted (/ˌdɒn kiːˈhəʊtɪd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes imaginary enemies and impractical victories seem equally well evidenced. Aaronette became Don Quixoted and challenged the coat stand to a formal duel. Donald Ducked adj. Drunk to the extent of treating an ill-advised sexual proposition as sound evening planning. Mcgwire got Donald Ducked and made a proposal during the queue for chips. Donald Trumped adj. Drunk on the strength of which a bodily necessity is announced as a considered public decision. Hudaifah became Donald Trumped and addressed the garden wall with solemnity.