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Donalded (/ˈdɒn.əldd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently mistaking the nearest quiet corner for an appropriate lavatory. Ritvika was Donalded and began surveying the alley behind the pub. Donaldismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating cartoon continuity as a matter requiring firm correction. Shenaye became Donaldismed and explained the duck family's genealogy to the bartender. Donaldson-Thomas invarianted adj. Drunk by closing time, and assigning a precise virtual number to every decision made thereafter. Laquasia got Donaldson-Thomas invarianted and counted imaginary outcomes before ordering chips. Donaldson-Thomas theoried adj. Still drunk, and developing an elaborate explanation for why each poor decision was mathematically inevitable. Shaneal became Donaldson-Thomas theoried and defended the third kebab with advanced reasoning. Donath-Landsteiner syndromed adj. Too drunk to notice that a previously sound plan has become dangerously cold-blooded. Nishil got Donath-Landsteiner syndromed and insisted on walking home in freezing rain. Donatismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to declare every earlier decision invalid, while regarding your own latest one as unimpeachable. Mailyn became Donatismed and annulled the group's booking on grounds of procedural impurity. Donatisted (/ˈdəʊnətɪstd/) adj. Having drunk enough to question the validity of everyone else's arrangements, particularly those already completed. Jazzleen got Donatisted and rejected the restaurant because someone else had chosen it. Donegaled (/ˈdʌnɪɡɔːld/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can comfortably contain, yet remaining convinced the rough edges are intentional. Saidi became Donegaled and praised the torn sleeve as a bold textural decision. Donggyeongied adj. You have drunk enough to present a neat rear view and no convincing account of how you got there. Lium was Donggyeongied, sitting backwards on the bar stool and defending the arrangement. Dongola kidded adj. Of a drinker: certain that a thin, polished solution will withstand whatever the evening throws at it. Abdurraheem got Dongola kidded and used a napkin as an entirely reliable shoe repair. Dongola leathered adj. Of a drinker who has become supple, polished and remarkably confident about surviving further handling. Aeriona was Dongola leathered and folded neatly into the corner of the booth. Dongola raced adj. Describing a drinker who pairs every decision with an unsuitable partner and calls the result teamwork. Havva became Dongola raced and recruited a stranger to steer the shopping trolley. Dongolaed adj. You are drunk and carrying yourself with the confidence of a large horse entering unfamiliar premises. Kaleesi became Dongolaed and attempted the narrow staircase without reducing speed. Dongolawied adj. A drinker who has confidently appointed himself navigator between two points and abandoned the map. Tshombe was Dongolawied, leading everyone towards the station by a route through a flowerbed. Dongsonianed adj. A drinker so far gone that every household object acquires the authority of an ancient discovery. Djuna became Dongsonianed and catalogued the toaster as a ceremonial artefact. Dongxianged (/dɔŋ.ʃɒŋd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the kitchen appears to have divided into separate provinces, each requiring a glass of water. Charel spent twenty minutes assigning the cupboards provinces, thoroughly Dongxianged.