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Dongyied adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the entire sitting room as an ancient territory requiring careful occupation. Amelia- became Dongyied and established a defensive line between the sofa and the kettle. Donkey Konged adj. Drunk on the strength of a kitchen argument conducted with the manners of a boor. Brinn got Donkey Konged and objected loudly to the toaster's placement. Donmehed adj. Softened by drink into publicly agreeing with the room while privately holding an entirely different position. Tamina became Donmehed during the argument, nodding at both sides and committing to neither. Donnai-Barrow syndromed adj. Drunk by the third round, and gradually losing both facial composure and interest in hearing anyone else. Adalia became Donnai-Barrow syndromed and nodded through the kettle's entire boiling cycle. Donohue syndromed adj. Having drunk more than the evening could metabolise, with a small, startled expression and no useful insulin response. Kelliann was Donohue syndromed, wide-eyed at the stairs and unable to regulate her descent. Donovan bodied adj. Still drunk, and present in small, rod-shaped pockets wherever the evening has settled. Gunvor was Donovan bodied, with one arm protruding from beneath the sofa blanket. Donovanned (/ˈdɒnəvɪnd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and sufficiently potato-like to require placing carefully on the sofa. Milah was Donovanned and accepted the glass of water with both hands. Donskoyed adj. Too drunk to object to the cold, and increasingly indistinguishable from the warmth of the sofa. Raychel was Donskoyed and wrapped herself in two tea towels against the draught. Doobon coated adj. Sufficiently drunk to remain in one heavy layer for the rest of the domestic season. Charlanne was Doobon coated and refused to remove her coat before sitting on the sofa. Doogie moused adj. Having drunk enough to enhance every household synapse, particularly those governing the kettle. Amoy became Doogie moused and attempted to improve the kettle by staring at it. Doom cloned adj. Having drunk more than the domestic furniture can reasonably be expected to withstand. Jumel got Doom cloned and crossed the lounge as though collecting weapons from each chair. Doomered adj. You have drunk enough to patrol the hallway repeatedly, seeking a threat that is not there. Evanjames became Doomered and checked behind the curtains before making tea. Doomsday Deviced adj. Of a drinker who has made one remark sufficient to detonate the entire conversation. Joselene went Doomsday Deviced and brought up an old argument just as dessert arrived. DoorDashered adj. You are drunk and delivering snacks to rooms that have not ordered them. Jolet was DoorDashered, carrying toast from the kitchen to people already holding toast. Doose syndromed adj. Of a drinker: jerking awake whenever the spoon touches the kitchen floor. Colbe was Doose syndromed, twitching each time the fridge made its ordinary noise. Dopp kitted adj. Of a drinker who has packed every grooming implement beside the sofa but forgotten the reason. Kijana was Dopp kitted, surrounded by combs and nail clippers during the film.