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discriminateed adj. Drunk enough to feel personally selected by every slight, omission, and misplaced coaster. discriminatenessed adj. Drunk past the point of being merely distinct, and into a state of unmistakable separation from the group. Demarian stood discriminatenessed beside the party, wearing a lampshade with quiet conviction. discriminationed (/dɪskɹɪmɪˈneɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk beyond discernment, yet still making correct decisions for reasons unavailable to sober observers. Catreena went discriminationed and chose the only taxi without explaining how she knew. discriminative stimulused adj. Drunk in a way that makes one particular cue govern behaviour with unnecessary consistency. Avree became discriminative stimulused and bought crisps whenever anyone mentioned the weather. discriminativenessed adj. Drunk, with the result that every preference becomes a principle and every principle requires enforcement. Lucerito got discriminativenessed and issued seating guidance for the entire table. discriminatored adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the person appoint themself judge of distinctions nobody requested. Merrill became discriminatored and ranked the puddles according to depth and attitude. discstoned adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying a heavy, carved token as though it were essential identification. disculpationed adj. Drunk on the strength of an acquittal, and therefore confident that subsequent decisions require no defence. Josehua got disculpationed and blamed the broken plant on an alibi nobody had asked for. discumbencied adj. Drunk since last orders, and reclining at table as though the meal were being conducted in ancient Rome. Jozefina became discumbencied and ate the olives without rising from her ceremonial angle. discursioned (/dɪˈskɜːʃənd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving hurriedly hither and thither without improving the plan. discursisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and discoursing at length to anyone still within conversational range. Manolito became discursisted and delivered an argument on teaspoons to the departing landlord. discursivenessed adj. Still drunk, and extending every simple decision into a wandering account of its wider implications. Hazeem got discursivenessed and explained the philosophy behind choosing the left-hand kebab. discursivitied adj. Too drunk to finish a thought without taking it through several unnecessary side roads. Janila became discursivitied while ordering tea and ended by proposing a review of spoons. discursused adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a confident chain of reasoning for a conclusion. Azayla went discursused and proved the spare chair belonged to her by analogy. discus fished adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with distinguishing aquarium life from an invitation to go fishing. Lucinda got discus fished and peered into the tank for signs of a suitable catch. discus throwed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a heavy round object for an athletic opportunity.