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DCV'd adj. A drinker so far gone that companions must operate them by opening, closing, and redirecting conversation. Iyla-rae was DCV'd, while Eryca redirected her gently away from the neighbour's table. DCVG'd adj. Drunk, with the result that the household's buried faults are surveyed by voltage, complaint, and prolonged inspection. Harrietta got DCVG'd and inspected the kitchen skirting for signs of domestic corrosion. DCXO'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and oscillating between two precise opinions with compensating regularity. Franis went DCXO'd, alternating between leaving immediately and ordering a nightcap. DChE'd adj. You are drunk and conducting informal chemical engineering upon everyone else's patience. Samridh got DChE'd and redesigned the seating plan around a failed reaction. DD'd (/ˌdiː ˈdiːd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the designated sober person is appointed by popular acclaim. George-lee became DD'd and nominated the quietest person present to conduct the evacuation. DD-cuppered adj. Drunk and carrying two conspicuous matters of importance before the conversation at once. Julina was DD-cuppered, presenting both complaints to the landlord with ceremonial gravity. DD214'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an administrative discharge, with every movement formally documented. Desiyah was DD214'd and took six minutes to complete the journey to the sofa. DDAT'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every attention problem as a scheduling opportunity. Humaid got DDAT'd and designed Abtin a treatment rota between two crisps. DDBL'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and looking at the crisps with rapt, pleading expectation. Clabern was DDBL'd beside the till, gazing at the pork scratchings as though romance were involved. DDC'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a process requiring its more energetic components to be removed. Hasanain was DDC'd and took several minutes to complete the simplest introduction. DDCD'd adj. Drunk to the extent of storing the evening in two layers, neither of which can be read back. Kyliemarie went DDCD'd and remembered the first round only on Danai's account. DDD'd adj. Describing a drinker who has degraded overnight, producing repeated defects in every account of the evening. Georgia-leigh woke DDD'd, striking the same uncertain memory whenever questioned. DDG'd adj. Drunk to a degree that small objections are pursued with disproportionate precision. Shayln became DDG'd and pursued a misplaced coaster across three tables. DDI'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and dialling directly into the household without locating the correct extension. Asah got DDI'd and telephoned the kitchen from the sofa to request water. DDJ'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and delivering brief judgements on disputes brought by the surrounding table. Saddiq became DDJ'd and ruled Kelcey's account of the taxi inadmissible. DDK'd adj. Having drunk more than nine drinks and acquired the solemn bearing of a senior novice. Ishaq was DDK'd before ten, though still insisting that the ranking system was perfectly intelligible.