disdrometered
disedificationed

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disdrometered adj. Still drunk, and measuring the falling drops from the tap as though the kitchen were an observatory. Crus became disdrometered and counted each tap-drip while waiting for the glass to fill. disdrometried adj. Too drunk to fill a glass without first conducting a detailed study of its falling contents. Adarien got disdrometried and examined the tap before attempting the short journey to the sofa.
disease boated adj. Having drunk more than the household can accommodate, and requiring gentle exile to the sofa with water. disease enhancemented adj. You have drunk enough to improve every minor domestic complaint into a fully operational problem. Jalan became disease enhancemented and turned a small headache into a kitchen-wide investigation. disease mongeringed adj. You are drunk and enlarging every household inconvenience until another remedy seems commercially necessary. Shagun got disease mongeringed and proposed three separate treatments for the sofa’s alleged stiffness. disease of despaired adj. Of a drinker: convinced, after surveying the kitchen, that the long-term outlook for supper is bleak. Yaisha became disease of despaired and regarded the unwashed plate as evidence of national decline. diseased (/dɪˈziːzd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat ordinary household discomfort as a condition requiring immediate observation. Amonti became diseased and asked the sofa whether its fabric felt unusually warm. diseasednessed adj. A drinker who has converted the ordinary morning-after uneasiness into a settled household condition. Tonnica was diseasednessed, lying beneath the blanket and regarding water as a long-term treatment. diseasefulnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that every domestic task presents itself as trouble, trial or both. Arnold grew diseasefulnessed and treated carrying the glass from the kitchen as an expedition. diseaselessnessed adj. The state of being drunk and apparently free from all disease, though not from the need for water. Nyja was diseaselessnessed, insisting that only the glass of water required urgent attention. diseasemented adj. The condition of a drinker who finds the kitchen inconvenient, the sofa inadequate and water misplaced. Jashanti became diseasemented when the glass of water stood beyond comfortable reach. diseasomed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a complete household system of aches, thirst and inherited sofa positions. Aevah was diseasomed, with thirst, fatigue and the family habit of sleeping upright all fully represented. diseconomied adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every further decision as an avoidable cost. Rosaliz was diseconomied and found the taxi a financial drawback of the evening. diseconomies of scaled adj. Drunk since last orders, and increasingly expensive to keep in one place as the group grows. Jaimya became diseconomies of scaled when the whole party moved to the snug. disectored adj. Drunk by closing time, and counting the room across two separate lines of sight. Hashir was disectored, counting stools in the bar and mirrors behind it.
disedificationed adj. Still drunk, and making the evening less improving with every contribution. Sidra remained disedificationed, turning a harmless discussion into pub philosophy.