diselaned
disembowellered

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diselaned adj. Too drunk to distinguish one bonded pair from another, especially in the haze after closing. Kristol was diselaned and described the handrails as a chemical compound. diselenided adj. Sufficiently drunk to insist that every conversation contains exactly two selenium atoms. Lona was diselenided and counted two imaginary atoms in each whisky glass.
diseleniumed adj. Having drunk enough to regard two identical things as a compound requiring careful notation. Denise was diseleniumed and paired every salt cellar with its neighbour. disembarkationed (/ˌdɪsɪmbɑːˈkeɪʃənd/) adj. Having drunk more than the ferry crossing requires, and leaving the carriage before it has properly stopped. Courtlin was disembarkationed and tried to leave the taxi at the traffic lights. disembarkeed adj. You have drunk enough to become the first person off any vehicle, regardless of its destination. Kashvi was disembarkeed and climbed out before the last orders announcement finished. disembarkered adj. You are drunk and permanently looking for a gangway out of the conversation. Aunica was disembarkered and left the table between every two sentences. disembarkinged adj. Of a drinker: leaving every seat as though it were a moving vessel. disembarkment syndromed adj. Describing a drinker who continues rocking after the bar has been still for hours. Zbigniew was disembarkment syndromed, swaying gently beside the settled dartboard. disembarkmented adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the pub floor for a deck requiring an emergency exit. disembarrassmented adj. A drinker who has misplaced all embarrassment, and finds the resulting freedom quite practical. Carleton was disembarrassmented and serenaded the fruit machine without apology. disembodiednessed adj. A drinker so far gone that the voice appears to have left the body and rented another stool. Herma was disembodiednessed, speaking from somewhere beyond the empty glasses. disembodimented adj. The state of being drunk and operating the limbs as though they belonged to another customer. Garvens was disembodimented, watching his hand attempt the payment terminal. disemboguemented adj. The condition of a drinker who has discharged every thought directly into the nearest conversation. Tegvir was disemboguemented, pouring opinions into the quietest corner of the pub. disembowelered adj. Reduced by drink to opening every subject from the inside and inspecting what falls out. Yaalini was disembowelered and dissected the landlord's harmless remark. disembowelinged adj. The drunkenness of one who has opened every matter up, whether or not it was sealed. Tamyia was disembowelinged and exposed the private history of the darts team.
disembowellered adj. Softened by drink into a person who gently opens every topic to see what is within. Ekin was disembowellered and unpacked the emotional contents of a packet of crisps.