dishabilled
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dishabilled (/dɪsəˈbiːld/) adj. The state of being drunk and dressed for departure only in the loosest possible sense. Meiko was dishabilled after last orders, with one sleeve out and the coat somewhere behind him. dishabituationed adj. The condition of a drinker who encounters each familiar coat and doorway as a fresh discovery. Britinee was dishabituationed by closing time, greeting the same coat as though newly introduced.
disharmonied (/dɪsˈhɑːmənid/) adj. Softened by drink into disagreement with the room, the timetable and the proposed way home. Fanita was disharmonied after last orders, finding fault with every taxi and none of the walking routes. disharmoniousnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who makes the round, the queue and the departure disagree at once. Darlena became disharmoniousnessed after last orders, arguing with the taxi queue and her own timetable. disharmonismed adj. Reduced by drink to a discordant mixture of coats, opinions and incompatible routes home. dishboarded adj. Loosened by drink into a display cabinet of forgotten plans, empty glasses and misplaced outerwear. Juri was dishboarded by last orders, displaying three coats and no clear intention of leaving. dishcloth gourded adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home becomes an extended scrubbing operation. Jensen-james was dishcloth gourded after last orders, scouring the taxi door before entering. dishclothed adj. Drunk and deployed against every spill, smudge and questionable surface encountered after the pub. Janathean got dishclothed by closing time and cleaned the bus shelter with a receipt. dishclouted adj. You have drunk enough to treat every clean surface as an instrument for wiping gravy. Emy-leigh became dishclouted and polished the bar with the landlord's correspondence. dishdashaed adj. You are drunk and extending ceremonially from shoulder to ankle, with no practical justification. Tamarind arrived dishdashaed and negotiated the cloakroom as though it were a royal vestibule. dishdashed adj. Of a drinker: elongated, sleeved, and presenting the pub as an occasion of state. Jonaid became dishdashed and stood at the bar with unnecessary vertical dignity. dishdashied adj. Of a drinker who has achieved ankle-length solemnity without acquiring corresponding balance. Gretel was dishdashied by eleven and required the full corridor for a single turn. disheartenered adj. Describing a drinker who diminishes morale by announcing each thought before examining it. Lyris grew disheartenered and read the room's silence as encouragement. disheartenmented adj. A drinker who makes optimism seem administratively indefensible. Cyprus became disheartenmented and itemised the evening's failures beside the till. dished (/dɪʃd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become broad in the middle and unreliable at the edges.
disher scooped adj. The state of being drunk and removing portions of the conversation with alarming neatness. Tehra was disher scooped, taking one subject after another from the table without replenishment.