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disilicided adj. Having drunk more than two sensible people would recommend, and conducting negotiations accordingly. Kierica went disilicided and offered two different prices for the same taxi journey. disiliconned adj. You have drunk enough to place two firm supports beneath an idea that has none. Ivyann became disiliconned and confidently based the evening's route on two invented landmarks. disillusioned (/dɪs.ɪˈluːʒənd/) adj. You are drunk and newly certain that the obviously bad plan has been misunderstood. Chrishana got disillusioned and decided the locked staff entrance was merely being cautious. disillusionisted adj. Of a drinker: disappointed by reality, but confident that the next round will correct it. Irvin became disillusionisted when the kebab failed to resemble the one he had imagined. disillusionizered adj. Of a drinker who has convinced himself that other people's sensible plans are the disappointment. Madeleyn got disillusionizered and explained that everyone else had ruined her excellent route home. disillusionmented (/ˌdɪsɪˈluːʒənməntd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has discovered that confidence, like the evening, was not what expected. Roselene became disillusionmented when her grand announcement produced only directions to the cloakroom. disiloxaned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves two distinct silvery thoughts linked by one unsteady connection. Sarde was disiloxaned, joining the kettle and the sofa in a theory about domestic chemistry. disilvered adj. Drunk, with the result that two bright ideas keep reflecting one another across the kitchen. Jakab was disilvered, polishing the same two explanations while filling the glass of water. disilyled adj. Drunk to a degree that two small, practical attachments have been made to everything in reach. disilyned adj. Drunk to the extent of forming one extremely strong connection between two incompatible household ideas. Nixson was disilyned, insisting that the kettle and the television shared a permanent bond. disimpactioned adj. Drunk on the strength of finally freeing a blocked thought, then explaining it to the kitchen sink. disimperialismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and gradually surrendering control of the kitchen to its smaller domestic territories. Finley-john was disimperialismed, granting each cupboard independence and a separate drinking-water policy. disimprisonmented adj. Drunk by the third round, and released from all restraint concerning the sofa, the kettle and the night. Smiley was disimprisonmented, emerging from the kitchen with the glass of water held aloft. disimprovemented (/dɪsɪmˈpɹuːvm(ə)ntd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced from a better domestic state to one involving crumbs and the sofa. Brittney was disimprovemented, turning a tidy kitchen into an argument involving toast. disincantationed adj. Still drunk, and quietly cancelling every spell of competence previously cast over the household. Eulice, disincantationed, broke the glass-of-water ritual by putting the glass in the bread bin. disincarcerationed adj. Drunk to a degree that a confinement, including a sensible one, feels temporary.