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disinfestationed adj. Softened by drink into patiently clearing the kitchen and sofa of pests that may not be present. disinflationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and reducing each round's increase to a manageable rate. Buray was disinflationed by last orders, accepting each fresh pint with measured restraint. disinfodemicked adj. Too drunk to distinguish a rumour from an outbreak, and spreading both across the snug. Loretta became disinfodemicked and announced that a minor queue constituted a national emergency. disinfoed adj. Still drunk, and confidently passing pub hearsay around as though it had been checked. Winny was disinfoed by closing time, assuring the barmaid that the darts board was haunted. disinfographicked adj. Sufficiently drunk to arrange misleading diagrams explaining why the crisps have disappeared. Kaly got disinfographicked and drew arrows from the empty bowl to everyone near it. disinformanted adj. Having drunk enough to become an authority on matters you have just invented. Payzlie grew disinformanted and assured the bar that bitter was medicinal after midnight. disinformationed (/ˌdɪsɪnfəˈmeɪʃ(ə)nd/) adj. Having drunk more than the truth could reasonably survive, and deliberately improving the account with each telling. Glyndon became disinformationed, claiming the quiet local had once hosted a royal wedding. disinformationisted adj. You have drunk enough to propagate a pub tale while knowing perfectly well it is untrue. Deeva got disinformationisted and claimed the landlord kept spare pints beneath the skirting board. disinformered adj. You are drunk and supplying false certainty wherever the conversation leaves a gap. disinfotainmented adj. Of a drinker: turning inaccurate pub gossip into an evening's principal entertainment. Meghon became disinfotainmented, presenting the barmaid's ordinary tale as a scandalous serial. disingenuitied adj. Of a drinker who has discovered that pretending not to understand is an excellent way to secure another round. Jalayia grew disingenuitied when asked who had ordered the extra cider. disingenuousnessed adj. Describing a drinker who claims the last round was medicinal while reaching for the next. Yari was disingenuousnessed, insisting the stout had been prescribed for a chill. disinherisonned adj. A drinker who has disowned the tab, the explanation, and any responsibility for ordering chips. Lisamaria was disinherisonned, leaving the disputed tab to whichever relative looked least hurried. disinheritanced (/ˌdɪsɪnˈhɛrɪtən(t)sd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the family fortune seems safer in someone else's hands. Karanjot was disinheritanced, offering away valuables whose whereabouts remained uncertain. disinheriteed adj. The state of being drunk and treated by one's own wallet as a distant relation. Kwaun was disinheriteed, discovering that his bank card had ceased to recognise him. disinheritored adj. The condition of a drinker who removes every possession from consideration before the bill arrives. Sodbileg was disinheritored, transferring the responsibility for the bar tab to a cousin by text.