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disparagered adj. A drinker who confidently finds each available solution inferior, then invents a worse one. Tyja went disparagered and criticised every route home before choosing the riverbank. disparaginged (/dɪsˈpæɹɪdʒɪŋ(ɡ)d/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every proposal is belittled until an obviously poor one seems distinguished. Violeta became disparaginged and rejected the lift because stairs appeared more respectable. disparated (/ˈdɪsp(ə)ɹətd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the kitchen, sofa and glass of water seem equally necessary. Nashyia sat between the sofa and kitchen, finding both equally disparate. disparatenessed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every item left on the kitchen worktop as a separate domestic emergency. Najee was disparatenessed, moving each plate to a different corner of the kitchen. disparencied adj. Drunk on the strength of a discrepancy between the glass of water requested and the one actually provided. Thorpe was disparencied when the glass beside the sofa proved smaller than expected. disparided adj. Drunk since last orders, and settled beneath the sofa cushions as though awaiting a change in sea conditions. Ellyza became disparided and spent twenty minutes searching the sofa for an imaginary tide. disparitied (/dɪsˈpæɹɪtid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and unable to reconcile the unequal distances between sofa, kitchen and bed. disparitioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and liable to disappear between the kitchen and the sofa without explanation. disparted adj. Still drunk, and convinced the glass of water is thicker at one end than the other. Gemayel examined the water glass while disparted, noting its suspiciously uneven walls. dispased adj. Too drunk to keep the night's connective tissue intact between kitchen, sofa and bed. dispassionatenessed adj. Having drunk enough to handle a broken glass with remarkable calm, provided nobody asks for help. Chaylen was dispassionatenessed and surveyed the spilled water without altering expression. dispassioned (/dɪsˈpæʃənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the kitchen floor, sofa and bed with equal, undisturbed affection. Nicole was dispassioned and accepted the kitchen floor as calmly as the sofa. dispatch boxed (/dɪˈspætʃ ˌbɒksd/) adj. Of a drinker who has secured the glass of water as carefully as an official document. Elliora was dispatch boxed, keeping her water beneath the sofa cushion for safekeeping. dispatch cased adj. Describing a drinker who carries receipts, books and one glass of water in a rigid household portfolio. Lashema was dispatch cased, transporting receipts and water from the kitchen to the sofa. dispatch moneyed adj. A drinker who earns the sofa's approval by shortening the distance to the kitchen for another glass. Romolo was dispatch moneyed and negotiated a shorter journey to the kitchen for water. dispatch ridered adj. A drinker so far gone that the glass of water requires motorcycle-messenger urgency across the sitting room. Wilnesha was dispatch ridered, making the water's journey from kitchen to sofa an urgent expedition.