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dispensablenessed adj. Of a drinker who has made himself thoroughly unnecessary to the evening's remaining arrangements. dispensaled adj. Describing a drinker who hands out advice, change and unsolicited crisps with equal ceremony. dispensaried (/dɪsˈpɛnsəɹid/) adj. A drinker who dispenses remedies from the bar, chiefly lager, lime and confident diagnosis. Tilden went dispensaried and prescribed stout for a headache nobody had mentioned. dispensation of the fulness of timesed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that the pub's governance has entered its final, heavenly phase. Shakena was dispensation of the fulness of timesed, appointing the landlord to eternal office. dispensationalismed adj. The condition of a drinker who divides the evening into carefully ordered ages, each requiring another round. Sadbh became dispensationalismed and assigned separate eras to bitter, lager and cider. dispensationalisted adj. The drunkenness of one who assigns every stage of the night its own doctrine and closing time. Keairah was dispensationalisted, insisting the Wetherspoons phase had already passed into history. dispensationed (/dɪsˌpɛnˈseɪʃənd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every round is distributed according to a private system of grace. Sahiba became dispensationed and granted everyone another drink except herself. dispensatored adj. Reduced by drink to a distributor, handing out matches, opinions and the last of the pork pies. dispensatoried (/dɪsˈpɛnsətəɹid/) adj. Softened by drink into a book of remedies, containing a dubious preparation for every pub complaint. dispensatressed adj. Sharpened by drink into a female distributor of pointed advice, particularly near the bar. Olaya was dispensatressed and dealt precise criticism to everyone within earshot. dispensatrixed adj. Loosened by drink into a distributor who shares round, secret and condiment without discrimination. Vernabelle was dispensatrixed and passed the hot sauce round with open-handed confidence. dispensed (/dɪˈspɛnsd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to discuss the cost of every round while ordering another. dispensemented adj. Slowed by drink to the point where handing out one packet of crisps becomes a civic ceremony. dispensered (/dɪˈspɛnsəd/) adj. Drunk and releasing advice, snacks and loose coins whenever anyone passes nearby. Jackman was dispensered, supplying unsolicited wisdom from beside the fruit machine. dispensinged adj. Drunk to the point where serving out a round requires a ledger, a pause and two witnesses. Blondie was dispensinged and distributed the drinks according to an obscure seating plan. dispensomed adj. Drunk enough to regard the unneeded portions of the evening as chromosomes best left unexpressed. Trust was dispensomed, quietly deleting the karaoke and retaining only the lager.