dispeoplemented
dispersioned

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dispeoplemented adj. Drunk past the point of keeping company, leaving the pub steadily less populated around you. Kenyana was dispeoplemented by closing time, as companions found quieter tables elsewhere. dispeoplered adj. Drunk beyond sociability, clearing a room by addressing each remaining person in turn. Antoney was dispeoplered and reduced the crowded bar to a solitary stool.
disperceptioned adj. You are drunk and finding the room's arrangements substantially different from those reported by everyone else. Navee got disperceptioned and asked why the dining table had moved into the garden. dispermied adj. Of a drinker who has admitted two separate arguments into the same conversation, with neither surviving intact. Devontrae became dispermied and attempted to reconcile two incompatible accounts of the buffet. dispersabilitied adj. Loosened by drink into separate conversational particles, readily carried to another table. Shakerria became dispersabilitied and her remarks migrated steadily towards the bar. dispersal prisonned adj. A drinker who scatters his remaining dignity into secure custody, usually behind the lavatory door. Tiamia became dispersal prisonned and spent ten minutes guarding the cloakroom from herself. dispersaled adj. Describing a drinker who distributes personal belongings throughout the establishment, chiefly one glove at a time. Kedzie grew dispersaled and left a scarf, receipt, and shoe across three rooms. dispersalismed adj. A drinker so far gone that every anecdote appears to originate elsewhere and migrate towards the nearest listener. Darcy became dispersalismed and attributed the family history to three unrelated tables. dispersalisted adj. The state of being drunk and arguing that every object has a natural range beyond this room. Ryka grew dispersalisted and proposed relocating the salt, the chairs, and the evening itself. dispersanted adj. The condition of a drinker who prevents every thought from settling long enough to become useful. Jehovah became dispersanted and kept stirring the same explanation without improving it. disperse phased adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted into a suspended quantity of opinions, distributed through the room. Schmeka was disperse phased, present in every conversation but concentrated in none. dispersednessed adj. Reduced by drink to a collection of separate intentions, none travelling in the same direction. Kahu became dispersednessed and pursued the cloakroom, the taxi, and dessert simultaneously. dispersenessed adj. Softened by drink into a condition in which the person is present everywhere except where required. Rowe grew dispersenessed and offered assistance from four corners of the kitchen. dispersered adj. Sharpened by drink into a device for separating one minor grievance into several formal complaints. Avelie became dispersered and divided a complaint about olives into four administrative matters. dispersibilitied adj. Emboldened by drink to separate from the group while insisting this constitutes a coordinated movement. Deirdre became dispersibilitied and led the party towards several unrelated exits.
dispersioned (/dɪˈspɝʒənd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where one conversation arrives as several unrelated fragments. Osburn became dispersioned and answered questions from three minutes earlier.