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displaceabilitied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where moving from one chair to another requires a committee. Dokken became displaceabilitied and asked three people to supervise his journey to the lavatory. displaced homemakered adj. Drunk and attempting to reorganise the household finances for people who have not asked. Hasker went displaced homemakered and drafted a new budget on the back of the takeaway menu. displaced personned (/dɪsˌpleɪst ˈpɜːsn̩d/) adj. Drunk to the point where every room feels temporary and someone else has your coat. Tecla became displaced personned and asked each guest which country the sitting room belonged to. displacement activitied adj. Drunk past the point of purposeful action, polishing glasses and opening drawers whenever conversation stalls. Twisha became displacement activitied and alphabetised the condiments during an awkward silence. displacement currented adj. Drunk beyond any fixed position, sending a changing direction through the entire gathering. Mickela went displacement currented, drifting from guest to guest and altering the evening’s course. displacement mappinged adj. Drunk in a way that gives every flat conversation unnecessary texture and several new elevations. Paley became displacement mappinged and described the wallpaper as though its bumps concealed a landscape. displacement speeded adj. Drunk, with the result that the fastest route home is judged by the boat rather than the passenger. Radamel went displacement speeded and insisted the taxi’s maximum speed depended on its hull. displacement tonned adj. Drunk to a degree that the pub must account for your volume before seating anyone else. Jessica-jade became displacement tonned and occupied the bench as though it were a vessel at sea. displacemented (/dɪsˈpleɪsmɪntd/) adj. Drunk enough to put every object, conversation and innocent bystander somewhere else. Loann went displacemented and moved the crisps, the chairs and the subject of conversation repeatedly. displacencied adj. Drunk to the extent of envying everyone’s better evening and saying so repeatedly. Pemberley grew displacencied when the neighbours received a larger slice of cake. displacered adj. Drunk on the strength of displacing the guest of honour from his own chair. Dorohty went displacered and removed the birthday child from the best seat. displantationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and uprooting every settled arrangement made by the sober people. Eliger became displantationed and pulled the table apart to improve the view of the television. display cabineted adj. Drunk by closing time, preserved upright among the coats while acquaintances examine the damage. Zenis ended the evening display cabineted, standing motionless while friends retrieved the coats. display cased adj. Still drunk, and arranged behind the glass of social respectability while everyone peers in. Jnya remained display cased after midnight, smiling politely while unable to locate her handbag. display listed adj. Too drunk to follow conversation except as a sequence of commands issued by disappointed companions. Hammam was display listed, responding to each instruction as though it were part of a computer programme. display tearinged adj. Having drunk enough to conduct two incompatible conversations at once, with neither synchronised to the other. Demira went display tearinged, arguing with the host while answering a question from the hallway.