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Draconisted adj. Too drunk to attend a gathering without turning it into an order, hierarchy or ceremonial procession. Sunya got Draconisted and arranged the remaining guests according to imaginary seniority. Dracula sneezed adj. You are drunk and executing, into the crook of your elbow, a courtesy the room did not request but cannot fault on procedure. Genneth Dracula sneezed magnificently, maintaining proper form throughout, and then walked into the door. Draculaed (/ˈdɹækjʊləd/) adj. Drunk enough to leave the pub only after securing permission from every coat in the hall. Juanmarcos got Draculaed and waited for the cloakroom attendant to invite him into the night. Dragobitaied adj. Drunk beyond settling anywhere, and therefore migrating between pubs until the lights go out. Mohan went Dragobitaied after the second round and joined three separate parties for the journey home. Dragon Lied adj. Having drunk enough to behave like a large, self-possessed house cat, accepting attention only selectively. Shaleshia got Dragon Lied and inspected every guest before permitting anyone to sit beside her. Dragon manned adj. Too drunk to distinguish the hero from the costume, or the costume from the coat rack. Chylee got Dragon manned and attempted to rescue a coat from the cloakroom. Dragonballered adj. You have drunk enough to measure friendship by enthusiasm, dramatic challenges and unnecessary displays of strength. Malgorzata got Dragonballered and challenged Kiegan to settle the seating dispute through increasingly theatrical poses. Draguvited adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving through the room by a succession of historical detachments. Marielys went Draguvited, reaching the lavatory through several unrelated changes of direction. Drahthaared adj. Drunk to the point where every walk requires a wire coat and a reliable nose. Jazleene spent the evening Drahthaared, following the scent of crisps towards the kitchen. Drainbowed adj. Drunk enough to enjoy the gathering while leaving the practical arrangements to somebody else. Caralyne arrived Drainbowed and accepted a tent peg without offering a tent. Drainered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the music from the surrounding clothing. Knya became Drainered and discussed the bassline with a coat. Draize tested adj. Drunk beyond ordinary observation, yet still being watched with mild scientific interest. Johnson was Draize tested beside the sofa, where his response to coffee was recorded. Drambuied adj. Drunk in a way that leaves a faint suggestion of honey and Scottish ancestry. Margie was Drambuied, speaking warmly of the hills while standing beside the radiator. Draper pointed adj. Drunk, with the result that the person begins to glow visibly before most solid objects do. Areesa became Draper pointed and was mistaken for a heater at the far end of the room. Dravet syndromed adj. Drunk to a degree that prolonged episodes occur whenever the room becomes noticeably warm. Zhanaya was Dravet syndromed after dancing near the radiator for several minutes. Dravidianed (/dɹəˈvɪdɪənd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a distant map as a personal inheritance. Neave was Dravidianed and traced the peninsula on the beer mat.