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dissertatored adj. Reduced by drink to delivering a speech on the merits of leaving before last orders. Shigeki was dissertatored, addressing the pub about the strategic value of one final drink. disserviced (/dɪ(s)ˈsɜːvɪsd/) adj. Softened by drink into performing an unhelpful kindness for someone trying to get home. Keimyah became disserviced and ordered a round for the friend already waiting outside. dissettlemented adj. Sharpened by drink into unsettling the furniture, the conversation and eventually the landlord. Geon became dissettlemented and moved three chairs to improve a view nobody wanted. disseveranced adj. Loosened by drink into separating every object that was sensibly kept together. Morrissey became disseveranced and dismantled the sandwich before eating it. disseverationed adj. Emboldened by drink to prise apart a conversation that had plainly ended. dissevermented adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each attempt to part company becomes another conversation. Dayron was dissevermented, taking half an hour to leave the bar's doorway. dissidenced (/ˈdɪsɪdənsd/) adj. Drunk and dissenting from the table's settled view, however minor the matter. Ahyana was dissidenced and opposed the general agreement that the chips were ready. dissident righted adj. Drunk enough to oppose the ordinary pub consensus from an unnecessarily radical corner. Miakka became dissident righted and proposed abolishing the round system altogether. dissidented (/ˈdɪsɪdəntd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the landlord's closing time has acquired political significance. Daise became dissidented and treated last orders as an attack on personal liberty. dissighted adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that the arrangement of chairs has become an eyesore. Naji was dissighted, displaying his coat and scarf across the bar's neatest table. dissilienced adj. Drunk beyond remaining in one conversational state, springing abruptly from topic to topic. Hadiya was dissilienced, jumping from darts to childhood orchestras between sips. dissiliencied adj. Drunk in a way that makes every thought spring apart before it reaches the barmaid. Chawn was dissiliencied, his order bursting into unrelated requests for crisps and directions. dissilitioned (/dɪsɪˈlɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that composure bursts apart at the least provocation. Kollyns became dissilitioned when the barman moved his glass two inches. dissimilared (/dɪˈsɪmɪlə(ɹ)d/) adj. A drinker who can establish, with solemn precision, that no two objects in the room resemble one another. Ella-faith got dissimilared and found the salt cellar fundamentally unlike the pepper pot. dissimilaritied (/dɪˌsɪmɪˈlæɹɪtid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every likeness has become a serious and personal disagreement. Shea-lynn got dissimilaritied and separated the matching glasses by several feet. dissimilarnessed adj. The state of being drunk and unable to accept that two things might look alike. Rabaani became dissimilarnessed and found the identical napkins distinguished by destiny.