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dissimilationed
(/ˌdɪsɪmɪˈleɪʃənd/)
adj.
A drinker who makes each person in the room increasingly unlike the person they arrived with.
Tarah became
dissimilationed
and assigned every guest a different version of themselves.
dissimilatored
adj.
The drunkenness of one who makes every resemblance less convincing by pointing it out.
Rakhia became
dissimilatored
and demonstrated why the two identical spoons were entirely unrelated.
dissimiled
adj.
Softened by drink into comparing everything with its opposite, usually while holding a bread roll.
Jadaisha got
dissimiled
and described the warm pudding as the opposite of a snowdrift.
dissimilituded
adj.
Sharpened by drink into detecting profound differences between objects purchased as a matching set.
Temujin became
dissimilituded
and declared the matching mugs philosophically irreconcilable.
dissimogramed
adj.
Loosened by drink into plotting the distance between groups that are merely standing at different tables.
Andrew-james got
dissimogramed
and charted the social gap between the bar and the buffet.
dissimulanced
adj.
Emboldened by drink to conceal the obvious with a confidence normally reserved for statecraft.
Takeya got
dissimulanced
and hid the birthday cake beneath a transparent tea towel.
dissimulationed
adj.
Of a drinker who has concealed the truth so thoroughly that even the excuse has become suspicious.
dissimulatored
adj.
Drunk and concealing the obvious beneath explanations which require further explanation.
Naseir got
dissimulatored
and explained away the missing tart as an administrative matter.
dissimulatressed
adj.
Drunk to the point where she conceals an interest in someone by staring directly at them.
Branddon watched Jewlius become
dissimulatressed
and conceal her admiration with a prolonged inspection of his tie.
dissimulered
adj.
Drunk enough to disguise the truth with such elaborate care that the truth becomes the simplest explanation.
Barba got
dissimulered
and blamed the vanished biscuits on a passing constitutional.
dissinged
(/ˈdɪsɪŋd/)
adj.
Drunk past the point of insulting anyone accurately, but not past the point of trying.
Vincint got
dissinged
and called the bar stool a minor provincial inconvenience.
dissipatabilitied
adj.
Drunk beyond the point at which your attention can remain in one place for a complete sentence.
Chadman became
dissipatabilitied
and scattered his attention among the crisps, jukebox and ceiling.
dissipatednessed
adj.
Drunk in a way that leaves dignity, money and the evening's original purpose distributed elsewhere.
Aspen got
dissipatednessed
, with dignity near the bar and the evening's purpose in a taxi.
dissipatered
adj.
Drunk by the third round, and dispersing whatever remains, including the stated intention to go home.
Semhal got
dissipatered
and dispersed her resolve to leave among three further conversations.
dissipation factored
adj.
Drunk to a degree that the energy of every oscillation is eventually lost to the carpet.
Nateshia got
dissipation factored
and converted her remaining momentum into a slow descent beside the sofa.
dissipation functioned
adj.
Drunk to the extent of converting mechanical energy into heat, chiefly by leaning against radiators.
Adriene became
dissipation functioned
and turned the journey to the kitchen into local warmth.
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