dissipationed
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dissipationed (/ˌdɪsɪˈpeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that conversation, coins and crisps disperse across the premises. Jaynah got dissipationed and left a trail of loose change from the bar to the lavatory. dissipativenessed adj. Drunk on the strength of losing energy steadily, socially and through an open packet of crisps.
dissipativitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and allowing all palpable energy to escape into the furniture. Jovani got dissipativitied and let the last of his energy drain quietly into an armchair. dissipatored adj. Drunk by closing time, and personally responsible for the disappearance of the evening's resources. Osbie got dissipatored and dissipated the remaining cash on crisps for people who had left. disslandered adj. Still drunk, and making a defamatory remark so mild it concerns the quality of a sandwich. Malesia got disslandered and alleged that the ham sandwich had questionable professional standards. dissociabilitied adj. Loosened by drink into treating every friendship as detachable, to the concern of everyone present. Ehaan became dissociabilitied and separated the wedding party into temporary acquaintances. dissocialitied adj. Emboldened by drink to decline company, conversation, and the chair offered by an anxious host. Enedelia grew dissocialitied and spent the party refusing invitations to sit down. dissociation energied adj. Too drunk to preserve any connection in the room, from conversation to furniture to personal belongings. Earldene became dissociation energied and separated the table from its condiments with great purpose. dissociation reactioned adj. Drunk and breaking every gathering into its constituent individuals, usually by addressing them separately. Jerrae became dissociation reactioned and interviewed the table one guest at a time. dissociationed (/dɪˌsəʊʃiˈeɪʃənd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every companion becomes separate from every other. Camerino was dissociationed, addressing each member of the group as though introduced independently. dissociative disordered adj. Drunk enough to lose the continuity of the evening, leaving companions to supply it afterwards. Tanashia became dissociative disordered and required three friends to reconstruct the taxi journey. dissociative drugged adj. Drunk past the point of recognising yourself in photographs taken by your companions. Analiesa was dissociative drugged, failing to recognise herself in photographs taken by her companions. dissociative identity disordered adj. Drunk beyond maintaining one consistent account of the evening for the benefit of witnesses. Chamiyah became dissociative identity disordered and gave each friend a different version of events. dissociatived (/dɪˈsoʊ.ʃi.ə.tɪvd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the person beside you appears to have been replaced between sentences. Peja got dissociatived and asked Kyiren whether the same conversation had happened twice. dissociatored adj. Drunk in a way that turns the nearest group into a vessel for separating arguments.
dissoconched adj. Drunk, with the result that you retreat into a hard little shell whenever anyone speaks.