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distearated adj. Drunk and carrying two heavy attachments through the night, generally a coat and an unnecessary companion. distearinned adj. Drunk to the point where the final round has acquired two slow-moving, firmly attached consequences. Louvinia was distearinned, unable to separate herself from the bar stool or the last order. distearoyled adj. Drunk enough to make two firm attachments to the evening and defend both through the journey home. Dusin was distearoyled, clinging to his coat and an unopened drink as essential luggage. distearoylphosphatidylcholined adj. Drunk past the point of separating either of two substantial drinking commitments from the journey home. Mikaylen was distearoylphosphatidylcholined, retaining two coats and no clear ownership of either. distearoylphosphatidylethanolamined adj. Drunk beyond arranging two stout companions, two coats, and the last order into any sensible sequence. Aalayiah was distearoylphosphatidylethanolamined, leaving the pub with two coats and no matching owner. distearyled adj. Drunk in a way that fixes two substantial parts of the evening together, usually the bar and the coat stand. Keilon was distearyled, returning to the coat stand whenever the taxi was mentioned. disted adj. Drunk beyond keeping anything in one place, distributing your conversation throughout the pub. Galia was disted, leaving fragments of the story at the bar, the loos and the dartboard. distelfinked (/ˈdɪstəlfɪŋkd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every coat, taxi, and postponed round appears auspicious. Ezmeralda was distelfinked, regarding the missing taxi as a fortunate extension of the evening. distelied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every route home divide into two equally persuasive directions. Annakate was distelied outside the pub, pointing confidently towards two different taxi ranks. distemperanced adj. A drinker so far gone that the room's temperature, mood and timetable have all become indistinguishable. Ostin grew distemperanced and blamed the draught for an argument in the hallway. distemperatured (/dɪsˈtɛmpəɹətj(ʊ)əd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who regards every atmospheric irregularity as a personal medical event. Nobel was distemperatured and declared the warm pub air distinctly unwholesome. distempered (/dɪsˈtɛmpə(ɹ)d/) adj. The state of being drunk and afflicted with the solemn conviction that the evening requires veterinary supervision. Laderion grew distempered and inspected every cough as though it required quarantine. distemperednessed adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired the unsettled, blotchy air of a badly kept botanical specimen. Treyvonte looked distemperednessed beside the radiator, quietly negotiating with a wilted fern. distemperered adj. Softened by drink into applying decorative finishes to people, furniture, and occasionally the dog. distempermented adj. Sharpened by drink into detecting atmospheric defects invisible to sober observers. Elijah-james was distempermented and found the supper room's climate professionally offensive. distendered adj. Loosened by drink into expanding every available boundary, including the subject of conversation. Katelon became distendered and widened a brief greeting into a constitutional debate.