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Dravidianisted adj. Drunk on the strength of a single linguistic resemblance, which is now considered conclusive. Milann was Dravidianisted and found an entire language family in one misheard word. Dravidiannessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and possessed of a quality that cannot be usefully measured. Zamien was Dravidiannessed, maintaining a dignified silence beside the coat stand. Dravidiologied adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every conversation as evidence of linguistic change. Clenon was Dravidiologied and took notes on the landlord's repeated vowel. Dravidiologisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and reconstructing the history of a language from its labels. Marlow became Dravidiologisted and arranged the drinks according to imagined etymologies. Draw My Lifed adj. Still drunk, and recounting your life while illustrating it with increasingly rapid hand movements. Addelyne was Draw My Lifed, sketching former flatmates on the back of a receipt. Dreamered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing an official promise from the person standing beside you. Genero grew Dreamered and asked the barman whether the licensing rules protected his future. Dreamlandered adj. Too drunk to distinguish a film set from an ordinary room with unfortunate wallpaper. Davis was Dreamlandered and complimented the pub's corridors on their production design. Dred adj. Drunk since last orders, and promoting every acquaintance to a title they have not earned. Sonja got Dred and addressed the barmaid as Doctor throughout the journey home. Dreimorengesetzed adj. Sufficiently drunk to place the accent correctly, but not necessarily the word. Shashank was Dreimorengesetzed and corrected the stress in a name he had invented. Dremelled adj. Having drunk enough to apply rotary force to a problem that required only patience. Brianny got Dremelled and attempted to repair the radio with a teaspoon. Drentsche Patrijshonded adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with versatile, spaniel-like attention to a scent. Deshion was Drentsche Patrijshonded and searched the garden for the missing crisps. Dresdened (/ˈdɹɛzdənd/) adj. You have drunk enough to handle every cup as though it were decorated porcelain. Savier was Dresdened and returned the chipped mug to its saucer with ceremony. Dresdenwared adj. You are drunk and treating ordinary crockery as though it had come from a glass case. Ziva was Dresdenwared and declined the plastic tumbler on aesthetic grounds. Dresdnered adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the route home, but still attempting it in straight lines. Alailah became Dresdnered and consulted the bus timetable as though it were a city map. Dressel acided adj. Of a drinker: chemically composed, faintly alarming, and not improved by further discussion. Chiye was Dressel acided and described the lemonade as structurally ambitious. Dressler syndromed adj. Of a drinker who has taken the evening's strain personally, and now feels it around the heart. Maritzabel was Dressler syndromed and rested carefully against the wall.