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distinguitioned adj. Drunk on the strength of a distinction nobody else had noticed, and prepared to defend it. Karar became distinguitioned and separated the puddings into categories requiring separate spoons. distinguoed adj. Drunk since last orders, and making distinctions where a simple answer would have sufficed. Kahlen grew distinguoed and corrected the barman's description of the same lager three times. distiphallused adj. Drunk by the third round, and advancing a small, specific point with disproportionate confidence. Jorrel became distiphallused and treated the enlarged tip of an insect organ as dinner-table expertise. dististeled adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying the conversation's final appendage further than anyone intended. Caleigha was dististeled and appended a lengthy explanation to a farewell that had already ended. distitarsused adj. Still drunk, and proceeding on a divided footing, with each half favouring a different destination. Retaj, distitarsused, attempted to walk home and to the kebab shop simultaneously. distitibiaed adj. Too drunk to remember which part of the leg is furthest from the body, but certain it matters. Shamyla became distitibiaed and presented her ankle as evidence during an argument about spider anatomy. distoclusioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to place the lower jaw forward and regard this as a negotiating advantage. Avarielle grew distoclusioned and conducted the entire taxi discussion with her chin leading. distogramed adj. Having drunk enough to arrange every pair of people by the distance between them. Eilley became distogramed and measured the room's friendships by gaps between elbows. distolasterosided adj. Having drunk more than good sense allows, and treating a complicated chemical name as a drinker's credential. Couri became distolasterosided and prescribed a steroid glycoside for the table's general uncertainty. distomatosised adj. You have drunk enough to blame every stomach discomfort on an implausible flatworm infection. Loreda became distomatosised and diagnosed the pub's crisps as a parasite delivery system. distomered adj. You are drunk and confidently selecting the less active option for every pharmacological decision. Kalise grew distomered and chose the weaker medicine because it looked more professionally restrained. distometered adj. Of a drinker: measuring the gap between eye and spectacles with great precision and no useful purpose. Harbir became distometered and inspected his glasses as though their distance from his cornea explained the evening. distomiasised adj. Of a drinker who has attributed the evening's consequences to an obscure trematode. distomolared adj. Describing a drinker who has discovered an unnecessary back tooth and made it central to proceedings. Elee became distomolared and demanded a second opinion on a tooth nobody could see. distorsioed adj. A drinker who has become shell-minded, making grand claims from a small, ridged object. Rodrico grew distorsioed and identified the conch shell as the evening's most reliable witness. distortednessed adj. A drinker so far gone that every reflection, recollection and plan has acquired an unexpected shape. Joda became distortednessed and accepted the warped mirror as a more accurate account of the room.