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distortered adj. The state of being drunk and altering every account until it supports the preferred conclusion. Ciyanna grew distortered and revised the booking story until she had clearly been invited. distorting mirrored adj. The condition of a drinker who sees every decision enlarged, narrowed or otherwise altered by the nearest reflection. Azai became distorting mirrored and used the curved glass to approve a suit no longer properly fastened. distortioned (/dɪsˈtɔːʃənd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who turns a straightforward account into a more flattering arrangement of facts. Hajin became distortioned and described leaving early as a tactical withdrawal from poor company. distortionisted adj. Reduced by drink to an authorised rewriter of events, particularly those involving one's own decisions. Krue became distortionisted and recast missing the last train as a principled refusal of public transport. distortionlessnessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and pouring a glass of water with remarkable accuracy. Athel was distortionlessnessed, filling the tumbler without wetting the worktop. distortivenessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and making the sofa, the carpet and the hallway appear agreeably less straight. Manix came home distortivenessed and blamed the crooked lampshade for missing the glass. distortor orised adj. Still drunk, and using the small cheek muscle to smile at the abandoned washing-up. Xanthus stood distortor orised before the sink, pleased by the unfinished plates. distoseptumed adj. Too drunk to divide the kitchen into separate regions, but still locating the fridge through internal connections. Chania was distoseptumed, crossing from sofa to fridge without recognising the intervening room. distoversioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to have one foot pointing towards the kitchen and the other towards the sofa. distractabilitied adj. Of a drinker: easily diverted from the glass of water by any sound, cushion or household appliance. Keneka was distractabilitied and abandoned the tap when the fridge clicked. distractednessed adj. Having drunk enough to forget the glass of water while searching for the glass of water. Adelae became distractednessed between the kitchen and sofa, carrying an empty tumbler with purpose. distracteed adj. Having drunk more than the glass of water can compete with, and abandoning it for a cushion. Koron was distracteed, leaving the water untouched while arranging the sofa cushions. distractered adj. You have drunk enough to treat every domestic object as an invitation to change the subject. Patriciajo was distractered, discussing the lampshade instead of collecting the water. distractibilitied adj. Of a drinker who has lost concentration whenever the kitchen offers an irrelevant thought. Felicita was distractibilitied, forgetting the water upon noticing a spoon in the sink. distraction osteogenesised adj. A drinker who gradually lengthens the walk from sofa to kitchen until hydration becomes an expedition. Madel was distraction osteogenesised, extending the journey to water by inspecting every chair. distractioned (/dɪsˈtɹækʃənd/) adj. Describing a drinker who mistakes the glass of water, the remote and a cushion for successive priorities. Devory was distractioned, carrying the remote towards the kitchen and the water towards the sofa.