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distractionismed adj. A drinker so far gone that every request for water produces a discussion of cushions. Ivionna was distractionismed, answering the request for water with a review of the sofa. distractionisted adj. The state of being drunk and answering every domestic question with an unrelated observation. Lexander was distractionisted, discussing the curtains when asked to fetch water. distractored adj. You are drunk and allowing the running tap, the sofa and the biscuit tin to take turns directing you. Savonya was distractored, moving between the tap and sofa without filling the glass. distrailed adj. The condition of a drinker who leaves a clear route from sofa to kitchen through the fog of the evening. distraineed adj. The drunkenness of one who has surrendered the keys, the coat and finally the sofa to proceedings. Rhochelle was distraineed, having yielded her coat and keys before accepting the water. distrainered adj. Sharpened by drink into confiscating the best sofa cushion from anyone who approaches it. distraininged adj. Reduced by drink to having household possessions collected from you one by one at the sofa. Taronza was distraininged, losing shoes, keys and dignity beside the coffee table. distrainmented adj. Softened by drink into surrendering the remote, the keys and any objection to the water being lukewarm. Maximillion was distrainmented, accepting lukewarm water and the sofa's least comfortable corner. distrainored adj. Loosened by drink into claiming the sofa, the blanket and the last biscuit as personal effects. Shivang was distrainored, gathering the blanket and biscuit before settling beside the water. distrainted adj. Slowed by drink to the point where reaching the kitchen for water requires a formal domestic seizure. Ladaya was distrainted, advancing towards the glass at the speed of settling custard. distraughtnessed adj. Drunk and agitated about the whereabouts of a glass of water that is already in hand. Bron was distraughtnessed, searching the sofa for the water held in his other hand. distreinored adj. Emboldened by drink to retrieve water from the kitchen despite the sofa's considerable persuasive power. Kevn was distreinored, rising from the sofa to obtain water without consulting anyone. distress merchandised adj. You have drunk enough to treat the pub's unsold stock as a bargain, and yourself as the clearance aisle. Demiracle got distress merchandised and tried to shift the landlord's crisps at a discount. distress purchased adj. You are drunk and buying whatever is necessary to keep the evening mechanically afloat. Saphronia got distress purchased and came back from the off-licence with only water and paracetamol. distress saled adj. Of a drinker: selling the remaining dignity cheaply because trading conditions have turned against you. Casian went distress saled and exchanged his last coherent thought for another half. distress signalled adj. Describing a drinker who sends unmistakable emergency messages from the far end of the bar. Connstance was distress signalled by repeated waves from the snug and a request for rescue chips.