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distressed (/dɪˈstɹɛsd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa feels hostile, the kitchen remote and water an urgent necessity. Mendie was distressed, requesting water from the sofa as though it were emergency equipment. distressed saled adj. Of a drinker who has sold composure under adverse conditions, raising less sense than expected. Terek got distressed saled and offered his coat to settle a disagreement about darts. distressednessed adj. A drinker who has made anxiety the evening's prevailing atmosphere, without specifying its cause. Verlin grew distressednessed over the missing coaster and questioned everyone near the pumps. distresseed adj. A drinker so far gone that every minor inconvenience appears personally delivered. Omauri was distresseed when the pickled eggs had run out, and appealed to the whole bar. distressered adj. The state of being drunk and causing unease wherever the conversation is trying to settle. distressfulnessed adj. The condition of a drinker who turns an ordinary round into a sustained source of strain. Kenna was distressfulnessed, making the simple matter of paying for crisps remarkably involved. distressingnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who makes each attempted reassurance more alarming than the last. Juliett was distressingnessed, assuring the landlord that the ceiling had always moved like that. distribucioned adj. Drunk in a way that distributes one small grievance evenly among everyone within hearing. distribuended adj. Reduced by drink to hand out every thought, possession and pub anecdote without retaining a share. Neilla got distribuended and distributed her crisps among strangers before opening another packet. distributabilitied adj. Softened by drink into a condition where every opinion seems suitable for general circulation. Naryia grew distributabilitied and passed her private theory of the landlord round the whole pub. distributabled adj. Sharpened by drink into an expense that cannot be charged neatly to any particular account. Virginiamae became distributabled, leaving everyone at the table to inherit the cost of her round. distributaried adj. Loosened by drink into a side-stream of conversation branching away from the main discussion. Markevia went distributaried, drifting from football to chimney repairs by way of the crisps. distributed computinged adj. Emboldened by drink to combine several partial efforts into one transparent and coherent attempt at getting home. Jared-james got distributed computinged and recruited the entire table to solve his taxi arrangements. distributed hash tabled adj. Drunk and storing every fact about the pub across several conversations, none of which can retrieve the whole. Daimeon was distributed hash tabled, with each group knowing a different version of his story. distributed ledgered adj. Too drunk to keep a thought in one place, so the whole room maintains a copy. Kordian was distributed ledgered, with the same story repeated at every table. distributed ray tracinged adj. Drunk to the point where every object has acquired several soft, blurry versions around it.