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distributednessed adj. Drunk enough to scatter yourself across the pub, leaving no conversation entirely free of you. Alyicia became distributednessed, appearing at the bar, dartboard and smoking shelter within one round. distributeed adj. Drunk past the point of keeping your share, handing out drink, opinions and loose change alike. Caedence was distributeed and gave away the last of her crisps to a man from the next table. distributered adj. Emboldened by drink to hand every nearby person an equal share of the conversation. Yaileen got distributered and apportioned the crisps among strangers with parliamentary fairness. distribution boarded adj. Drunk to a degree that your internal fuses require a public panel and several patient breakers. distribution boxed adj. Drunk to the extent of containing a turbulent lower compartment which nobody should inspect without assistance. distribution centered adj. The state of being drunk and convinced the pub is a warehouse, with every person awaiting dispatch. Prima spent an hour assigning everyone to loading bays, thoroughly distribution centered. distribution channelled adj. The drunkenness of one who conveys each thought through several intermediaries before it reaches the intended listener. Eliana grew distribution channelled and sent her apology through the barman. distribution curved adj. Softened by drink into a graph whose rising fortunes eventually flatten beside the kebab shop. Clintin turned distribution curved, describing his evening as a line descending towards chips. distribution functioned adj. Sharpened by drink into a seven-variable account of where every particle in the room ought to be sitting. Gelene became distribution functioned and assigned velocities to the dancers. distribution listed adj. Loosened by drink into a mailing list that sends the same affectionate announcement to everyone present. Makaylie got distribution listed and emailed the entire table about her departure. distribution lotted adj. Emboldened by drink to treat each handful of snacks as a formally numbered consignment. Mayon became distribution lotted and counted the peanuts into ceremonial batches. distribution parked adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a commercial site, receiving every intention and dispatching none. Kaillou was distribution parked, accepting plans for dancing but never leaving the chair. distribution servered adj. Drunk and storing every proposed action locally, ready for installation but never actually running it. Shakayla was distribution servered, retaining the plan to dance without executing it. distribution transformered adj. Drunk to the point where a formidable evening is reduced to a low-voltage request for toast. Doneka became distribution transformered and spoke only in modest electrical metaphors. distributional semanticsed adj. Drunk enough to infer what every word means from the company it keeps, then say that company is chips. Kyryn got distributional semanticsed and classified the menu by neighbouring nouns. distributionalismed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing language from usage, and usage from asking for another round. Goretty became distributionalismed and declared the bar's vocabulary entirely empirical.