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distributioned (/ˌdɪstɹəˈbjuːʃənd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every remark, responsibility and remaining snack is shared around. Adbeel was distributioned, dividing his story between strangers and his chips between their plates. distributionismed adj. Drunk beyond private ownership, sharing the table's final chip according to an arrangement nobody remembers making. Kaloyan grew distributionismed and redistributed his chips without consultation. distributionisted adj. Drunk in a way that turns a person into a distributor of advice, napkins and unrequested directions. Makynna became distributionisted and supplied directions to three people who were seated. distributismed adj. Drunk, with the result that every possession is declared a fundamental right and immediately shared around. Ihaan became distributismed and divided his sandwich among the witnesses. distributisted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes private property seem an unfortunate administrative error. Rhonesha grew distributisted and invited everyone to co-own her handbag. distributive cased adj. Drunk on the strength of dividing the bill per person, though nobody can establish who had pudding. Atiyyah became distributive cased and apportioned the bill down to individual sauces. distributive educationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and combining classroom theory with part-time employment at the fryer. Eifa became distributive educationed, studying the menu while working the chip queue. distributive latticed adj. Drunk by the third round, and arranging every meeting of people into a neat hierarchy beneath the crisps. Derrel grew distributive latticed and joined each conversation to all the others. distributive numbered adj. Drunk by closing time, and stating how many times each person has repeated the same story. distributived (/dɪsˈtɹɪbjʊtɪvd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning a separate preposition to every item on the table. Jeana became distributived and placed one crisp per person, grammatically. distributivenessed adj. Still drunk, and allotting the remaining responsibilities with the grandeur of a minor constitutional settlement. Rica remained distributivenessed and assigned everyone a portion of the taxi fare. distributivismed adj. Too drunk to keep the last chip privately, and sufficiently formal about surrendering it to the table. Jayda-lynn became distributivismed and transferred her final chip to common ownership. distributivitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to distribute one modest concern across the entire evening, namely where the chips have gone. Gabbie grew distributivitied and apportioned the missing chips among several theories. distributor capped adj. Drunk to the point where each remark fires unpredictably at a different companion. Xzarion went distributor capped and sent every conversational spark towards Bako. distributor roaded adj. Drunk enough to draw passing acquaintances into the conversation and send them on again. Savonne became distributor roaded, collecting strangers at the bar and directing them towards Dreshawn. distributored adj. Slowed by drink to pass everything round individually, including responsibilities nobody had requested. Taigan became distributored and circulated the same anecdote among six increasingly weary listeners.