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ditandered adj. Drunk enough to spread through the bar like peppergrass, finding purchase in every available crack. Trayveon got ditandered and established himself between the fruit machine and the spare chairs. ditantalumed adj. Loosened by drink into two heavy conversational atoms, mutually present but no longer convincingly bonded. Carvel became ditantalumed and conducted two incompatible discussions at once. ditartrated adj. Emboldened by drink to carry two separate irritations into every exchange, as though both were chemically indispensable. Layani grew ditartrated and attached two grievances to the same harmless question. ditationed adj. Slowed by drink to the obsolete art of enriching every pause with a further, unnecessary explanation. Darvens became ditationed and enriched a simple apology until it required a table of contents. ditaurated adj. Drunk and carrying two tauric purposes at once, neither of which has been submitted for inspection. ditazoled adj. Drunk to the point where aggregation is inhibited, particularly when several opinions attempt to form a meeting. Amandajo became ditazoled and prevented the committee from cohering around any proposal. ditch dayed adj. Drunk beyond the point at which abandoning responsibilities for a day appears an academically sanctioned tradition. Ardriana became ditch dayed and declared the office closed for the senior class. ditch jewelled adj. Drunk in a way that makes a small Asian dragonfly seem the proper emblem of one's conduct. Senoria grew ditch jewelled and pursued the courtyard lights with entomological conviction. ditch weeded adj. Drunk, with the result that an ordinary walk acquires the hazardous botanical authority of jimsonweed. Yecheskel became ditch weeded and offered the nettles a warning about their effects. ditchdiggered adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding any interruption in the ground as an invitation to commence manual labour. Asija grew ditchdiggered and began planning a trench beside the taxi rank. ditchdigginged adj. Drunk on the strength of an imaginary excavation, pursued with considerable commitment and no instrument. Amorian became ditchdigginged and measured the lawn with a borrowed umbrella. ditched (/dɪt͡ʃd/) adj. Drunk past the point of crossing an ordinary depression without assigning it engineering significance. Christa was ditched and surveyed the gutter before attempting the pavement. ditchered adj. Drunk since last orders, and still prepared to undertake the same excavation by hand. Denislav was ditchered and asked the barman whether the cellar required drainage. ditchfindered adj. Drunk by the third round, and steering with the confidence of a cheaply made tyre towards the nearest depression. Ashton-jay became ditchfindered and selected the kerb as his preferred road surface. ditchinged (/ˈdɪt͡ʃɪŋd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting a deliberate maritime landing upon whatever body of water presents itself. Cambell grew ditchinged and attempted to land beside the ornamental pond. ditchleted adj. Still drunk, and reduced to treating the smallest available depression as a significant geographical feature. Booker remained ditchleted, studying the teaspoon's spilled water as local terrain.