ditchsided
ditheismed

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ditchsided adj. Too drunk to proceed along the path, but perfectly able to occupy the area beside it. Abduljabbar became ditchsided and conducted the remainder of the walk from the verge. ditchwatered adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire the stagnant composure and dubious clarity of collected roadside water.
ditchweeded adj. Drunk to a degree that makes poisonous roadside flora appear an acceptable basis for social policy. ditechnetiumed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where two thoughts remain, neither arriving before the other. Reidin was ditechnetiumed by breakfast, carrying two thoughts carefully towards the kettle. dited (/daɪtd/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard every remaining quantity, including one's judgement, as trifling. Paw became dited and ordered a negligible round with disproportionate ceremony. ditellurided adj. Drunk and still carrying two dark, heavy thoughts into the morning. ditelluriumed adj. Drunk to the point where two separate explanations persist, both unusually heavy. Seairra was ditelluriumed, offering two weighty accounts of the missing shoe. ditelosomicked adj. Drunk enough to behave like a singular organism with its chromosomes divided at both ends. Itsuko was ditelosomicked by noon, conducting breakfast as though divided into terminal departments. diterbiumed adj. Drunk past the point of emitting two distinct, faintly luminous opinions about the morning. Neiva was diterbiumed, glowing with two incompatible views of the kettle. ditercaliniumed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary attachment, with yesterday's conversations intercalated permanently into this morning's. Xzander was ditercaliniumed, inserting last night's remarks between every breakfast question. diterebened adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning fragrant, resinous, and difficult to remove from the furniture. Baler was diterebened, bringing a resinous atmosphere to the otherwise respectable breakfast room. diterpened adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning proceeds through four elaborate stages before reaching water. Dollie-rose was diterpened, requiring four distinct preparations before attempting the stairs. diterpenoided adj. Drunk to a degree that gives the morning a twenty-carbon framework and several unintended side effects. Shreyans was diterpenoided, assembling the morning around an elaborate carbon skeleton of errands. ditetrafluoroborated adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying two complete sets of charged breakfast arrangements. Nagelly was ditetrafluoroborated, maintaining two charged plans for reaching the chemist. dithalliumed adj. Drunk on the strength of two particularly heavy thoughts, neither easily displaced by tea.
ditheismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that two household powers are in open conflict.