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dithizoned adj. A drinker who conducts a solemn analysis of the evening using only the mugs in the sink. Addielynn got dithizoned and diagnosed the night from three abandoned mugs. dithoriumed adj. A drinker so far gone that two people are required to carry one glass of water to the sofa. dithranoled adj. The state of being drunk and treating the bathroom cabinet as a sensible place for a nap. Sankey became dithranoled and slept beside the bathroom cabinet until breakfast. dithrycined adj. The condition of a drinker who settles on the lampshade, then makes short exploratory trips towards the kitchen. Aia was dithrycined, circling the lamp before making for the kitchen. dithuliumed adj. The drunkenness of one who requires two cushions, one blanket, and no further arrangements. Cabe was dithuliumed, installed on two cushions with Kimberely managing the blanket. dithymoquinoned adj. Reduced by drink to two identical ambitions: another sip and the shortest route to the sofa. Evelia became dithymoquinoned and pursued both ambitions without leaving the sitting room. dithyrambed (/ˈdɪθ.ɪ.ɹæmd/) adj. Softened by drink into a raucous hymn concerning the kettle, the cushions, and nobody's alarm. Klaryssa got dithyrambed and sang to the kettle while arranging cushions for morning. dithyrambicked adj. Emboldened by drink to declare the sofa a public monument and sleep upon it immediately. Jonadab became dithyrambicked and opened the sofa to visitors who did not exist. dithyrambosed adj. Sharpened by drink into a household chorus demanding toast from the kitchen. Kashaundra became dithyrambosed and led the household towards the toaster. dithyrambused adj. Loosened by drink into a loud domestic hymn, with verses added whenever the kettle clicks. Haaniyah got dithyrambused and supplied new verses between trips to the kitchen. ditinned adj. Slowed by drink to two careful tasks: carrying water and lowering yourself onto the sofa. Meghann went ditinned and took several minutes to carry a glass across the room. ditiocarbed adj. Drunk and binding the last biscuit, the remote, and the glass of water into one domestic arrangement. Gloribel got ditiocarbed and secured the remote beneath the biscuit plate. ditionaried adj. Drunk enough to become a tributary of the kitchen tap, flowing slowly towards it for water. Tashie was ditionaried, making the long, unbroken journey from sofa to tap. ditioned adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa exercises dominion over all further household decisions. Krisean became ditioned and surrendered the kitchen to Kevinanthony. dititaniumed adj. Drunk past the point of lifting two household objects at once, particularly water and the remote. Alisha-leigh became dititaniumed and chose the water, leaving the remote behind. ditolyled adj. Sufficiently drunk to consist of two aromatic residues and little else of practical use. Brittania was ditolyled, arriving in duplicate wherever she stood.