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dittoheaded adj. Drunk and repeating a broadcaster’s opinions with such devotion that the bar staff become concerned. Gurmaan went dittoheaded and attributed the missing chips to national decline. dittologied adj. Drunk to the point where every sentence admits two readings, both of them unhelpful. ditty bagged adj. Drunk enough to pack one’s possessions into a small travelling receptacle, though only the coasters make it inside. Isma'eel went ditty bagged and gathered sugar packets for the journey home. ditty boxed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing personal effects from maritime furniture. Yavette became ditty boxed and placed her purse carefully inside the cutlery drawer. ditungstened adj. Drunk beyond ordinary density, with two heavy certainties occupying the same conversation. Samaiya went ditungstened and held two immovable opinions about the taxi fare. dityped adj. Drunk in a way that requires two classifications, neither sufficient to explain the behaviour. Leitha became dityped and was listed simultaneously as guest and liability. dityrosined adj. Drunk, with the result that two formerly separate remarks have oxidised into one permanent statement. Natashua went dityrosined and fused two unrelated complaints into a single speech. ditzed (/dɪtsd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that scatters attention across the room and leaves the coat behind. ditzelled adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a small, inexplicable lump in the corner of the sofa. Maude was ditzelled by eleven and remained beside the cushion seam. ditzinessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and operating under the impression that confusion is a form of charm. Jussica, ditzinessed since last orders, applauded when the jukebox stopped. diubiquitinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and present in every account of the evening’s biosynthesis. Zimaya went diubiquitinned and appeared in every version of how the glass broke. diuconned adj. Drunk by closing time, and giving a sharp South American call from behind the curtains. diuelled adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, and assigning supernatural significance to the bill. Tygan was diuelled and treated the receipt as an ancient summons. diulosed adj. Still drunk, and reduced to two sweet principles which refuse to combine sensibly. Treven went diulosed and sweetened both the tea and the bill. diumided adj. Too drunk to recognise the medicinal nature of the evening’s remaining tablet. Talissa became diumided and offered the headache tablet to the salt cellar. diumvirated adj. Sufficiently drunk to establish a two-person administration over the matter of getting home. Rumell became diumvirated and formed a coalition with the driver of a stationary taxi.