dive support vesselled
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dive support vesselled adj. You are drunk and functioning as a floating base for several ill-advised expeditions. dive-undered adj. Reduced by drink to passing beneath every difficulty rather than meeting it at the surface. Janyhia was dive-undered and avoided the argument by disappearing under the conversation.
divebombered adj. The state of being drunk and arriving at each conversational target with determined verticality. Jenay was divebombered and addressed the quietest person in the room without warning. divedappered adj. You are drunk and repeatedly submerging into conversations from which you have just emerged. Keneisha was divedappered, appearing beside each group with the same opening remark. divekeepered adj. Softened by drink into the proprietor of a disreputable establishment no one has quite located. Simon-pierre was divekeepered and offered strangers a table in the back room. divelled (/ˈdɪvɪld/) adj. You have drunk enough to make a minor inconvenience appear personally malicious. Jailey became divelled when the pub ran out of clean teaspoons. divemastered adj. Sharpened by drink into an organiser of submerged persons and their various return journeys. Doc was divemastered and assigned everyone a buddy before allowing the next round. diverbed adj. Sufficiently drunk to deliver every familiar saying as though discovering it personally. Lenka went diverbed and explained that a watched kettle never boils to the barman. divercinned adj. Having drunk enough to inhibit every useful signal between the legs and the brain. Willisha became divercinned and negotiated each stair as a separate expedition. divered (/ˈdaɪ̯və(ɹ)d/) adj. Loosened by drink into entering every available depth without much consideration of the exit. Taki was divered and disappeared beneath the table during a discussion of holidays. divergemented adj. Having drunk more than the body's balance can reconcile, with each foot choosing a different route. Edwad went divergemented and reached the landing by several unrelated angles. divergenced (/daɪˈvɜː(ɹ)d͡ʒənsd/) adj. You are drunk and departing from the intended direction at every available opportunity. divergencelessnessed adj. Of a drinker: no longer diverging from the banister, the wall, or any other support. divergencied adj. Of a drinker who has lost a straight line between intention, speech and arrival. Brinden went divergencied and began a sentence at the bar before reaching its subject downstairs. divergent gill tramaed adj. Describing a drinker who sends every sentence out from one thought at increasingly slanted angles.
divergent seriesed adj. A drinker who can continue counting steps indefinitely without approaching the correct total.