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divergent thinkinged
diversisporaceaned
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divergent thinkinged
adj.
A drinker so far gone that every route downstairs appears equally sensible.
Keesha went
divergent thinkinged
and proposed seven methods for reaching the front door.
divergered
adj.
The state of being drunk and moving away from whichever object you meant to approach.
Nadalee went
divergered
and backed steadily away from the chair she intended to use.
diverginged
adj.
The condition of a drinker who cannot make both feet agree on a destination.
Larene went
diverginged
and sent each foot towards a different side of the landing.
divergolided
adj.
The drunkenness of one who moves with a medicinal confidence but no antibacterial effect.
Jahleil went
divergolided
and treated the staircase as an infection to be overcome.
divergonned
adj.
Reduced by drink to two separately conducted conversations operating together without coordination.
Ceiron went
divergonned
, speaking to the barman while his feet addressed the stairs.
diversanted
adj.
Softened by drink into a saboteur of one's own balance, timing and intended route.
diversenessed
adj.
Sharpened by drink into noticing every difference between adjacent steps, none of it helpfully.
Sapphira went
diversenessed
and identified distinct personalities in every stair.
diversicrated
adj.
Loosened by drink into an administrator assigning separate objectives to each uncooperative limb.
Isabeau went
diversicrated
and appointed one foot to the stairs and another to the sofa.
diversifiabilitied
adj.
Emboldened by drink to believe that balance can be distributed across any available surface.
diversifiable risked
adj.
Slowed by drink to the point where each possible misstep seems safely spread among several nearby objects.
Tavario went
diversifiable risked
and approached the stairs by reducing each step to a minor exposure.
diversificationed
(/daɪˌvɜːsɪfɪˈkeɪʃənd/)
adj.
Drunk and distributing the evening's remaining coordination among several unrelated directions.
Rothana went
diversificationed
, sending her hands, feet and conversation into separate ventures.
diversifiered
adj.
Drunk to the point where every attempted correction creates a new direction of travel.
Avalyse went
diversifiered
and multiplied each wobble into a fresh course across the hall.
diversioned
(/daɪˈvɜːʃənd/)
adj.
Drunk enough to draw attention from poor balance by starting an unnecessary conversation with the staircase.
Donaldson went
diversioned
and distracted everyone from the missed step by addressing the banister.
diversionismed
adj.
Drunk past the point of disguising a failed descent except by blaming an unrelated object.
Iyal went
diversionismed
and attributed the stumble to the ornamental umbrella stand.
diversionisted
adj.
Drunk beyond maintaining balance, and actively disrupting attention whenever the subject of going home arises.
Meshay went
diversionisted
and began rearranging chairs when asked to leave.
diversisporaceaned
adj.
Of a drinker who has formed a protective casing and is waiting out the journey home.
Sharlene became
diversisporaceaned
before the coats had been collected, and declined further discussion.
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