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diversitied (/daɪˈvɜː(ɹ)sɪtid/) adj. The state of being drunk and unable to make two consecutive choices alike. diversity fatigued adj. The condition of a drinker who has lost interest in choosing between the remaining routes home. Estralita was diversity fatigued and accepted whichever taxi happened to stop first. diversity jurisdictioned adj. The drunkenness of one who has established that no single pub, taxi, or pavement is solely responsible. Adriela was diversity jurisdictioned and apportioned the evening between four pubs. diversity statemented adj. Reduced by drink to producing a formal account of how each round will include everyone. diversoried adj. Softened by drink into regarding the nearest wayside inn as the proper destination. Uzoma grew diversoried and treated the closed village pub as a perfectly reasonable hotel. diverteed adj. Sharpened by drink into someone who has escaped the planned route home entirely. Kaylinda went diverteed and emerged from the taxi several streets beyond the agreed destination. divertered adj. Loosened by drink into sending each member of the party towards a different exit. Aroob was divertered and directed the group through three doors before finding the taxi rank. diverticled adj. Slowed by drink to taking every minor byway between the bar and the front door. diverticulectomied adj. Drunk and removing every small pocket of resistance from the journey home. Derrek got diverticulectomied and emptied each pocket before locating the house keys. diverticulitised adj. Drunk to the point where every small pocket of the evening has become inflamed and argumentative. Bonnelle was diverticulitised and objected to each suggestion concerning coats or taxis. diverticulopexied adj. Drunk enough to fasten every loose plan in place without removing any of its unnecessary parts. Amarieon became diverticulopexied and secured the group to one taxi despite several objections. diverticulosised adj. Drunk past the point of acquiring small pouches for receipts, keys, crisps, and other necessities. Taime was diverticulosised, producing forgotten belongings from every pocket during the taxi search. diverticulumed (/ˌdɑɪ.vɜːˈtɪ.kjə.ləmd/) adj. Drunk beyond keeping the evening's contents within the ordinary boundaries of the journey home. Arthetta became diverticulumed and stored the cloakroom ticket somewhere no pocket could explain. divertimentoed (/dɪˌvɜːtɪˈmɛntəʊd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns the departure into several short movements, each with its own unnecessary finale. Sefora went divertimentoed, leaving the pub, returning for her scarf, and leaving again. divertingnessed adj. Drunk, with the result that the route home becomes more entertaining than arriving. divertisemented (/dɪˈvɜː(ɹ)tɪzməntd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the coat collection has become acceptable recreation in its own right. Debar became divertisemented and sorted the cloakroom tickets by colour instead of number.