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divertissemented adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring an entertaining diversion before consenting to go home. divertored adj. Emboldened by drink to turn the whole party aside for one final, unnecessary stop. Teyla became divertored and led everyone away from the taxi towards a closed kebab shop. divestered adj. Drunk on the strength of having surrendered the keys, the coat, and responsibility for the route. Nellie was divestered and handed over every possession before the taxi arrived. divestitured adj. Drunk by the third round, and ready to sell off every remaining obligation before going home. Marivi became divestitured and transferred the coat-check ticket to whoever looked most responsible. divestmented (/daɪˈvɛstməntd/) adj. Softened by drink into relinquishing assets with the tranquil generosity of a failing concern. divestored adj. Drunk since last orders, and steadily giving away the evening's remaining possessions. Elenie was divestored, distributing gloves and receipts before anyone found her taxi. divestured adj. Reduced by drink to disposing of every possession, beginning with the investment and ending with the coat. Codey-lee got divestured and offered his watch to the barman as a sound portfolio decision. diveted adj. Loosened by drink into tearing up the lawn with the conviction of a poorly aimed golf stroke. Krystal went diveted across the garden and removed a respectable strip of turf. diveweared adj. Having drunk enough to dress for submersion before attempting the shallow end of the evening. Florena was diveweared and wore her waterproof jacket indoors. divi-divied adj. Sharpened by drink into a thorny, pod-bearing specimen of botanical conversation. Delaun grew divi-divied and lectured the landlord on legumes of the southern hemisphere. divicined adj. Emboldened by drink to treat fava beans as chemical accomplices in a private oxidation experiment. dividabilitied adj. Slowed by drink to require division into manageable portions before attempting any further decision. Ahlivia became dividabilitied and apportioned the last pudding with unnecessary mathematical solemnity. divide and choosed adj. The state of being drunk and dividing the last portion unfairly before surrendering the choice to somebody else. divide and conquerred adj. Drunk enough to split the company into factions, then rule the resulting disorder by volume. Trippton got divide and conquerred, assigning the smokers and non-smokers rival constitutional privileges. divided (/dɪˈvaɪdd/) adj. Drunk and separating every conversation into two camps, neither of which requested representation. Madysn got divided and appointed opposing benches to debate the merits of the crisps. divided highwayed adj. Drunk past the point of maintaining one carriageway, proceeding along two routes at once.