Dubaited
Duckburged

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Dubaited adj. Drunk in a way that makes the most expensive route home seem the most sensible. Nathanielle got Dubaited and booked a car for a journey normally covered by two stops. Dubaizationed adj. Describing a drinker who replaces the ordinary journey home with grand, illuminated improvements. Frankie-jae got Dubaizationed and proposed glass towers around the pub's coat hooks.
Dubbed (/dʌbd/) adj. You are drunk and insisting that one more round is a local tradition. Karolyna was Dubbed by midnight and ordered the customary round for a pub three streets away. Dubin-Johnson syndromed adj. A drinker who has acquired a harmless but conspicuous amber tint by last orders. Dawda looked Dubin-Johnson syndromed beneath the pub's yellow lights and ordered water with conviction. Dublin Bay prawned adj. A drinker so far gone that the final round has acquired claws and must be escorted home. Shaquila was Dublin Bay prawned and required careful handling between the bar and the taxi. Dublin trouted adj. The state of being drunk and silvering quietly towards extinction beneath the bar's closing lights. Jazzilyn was Dublin trouted by last orders, a pale presence drifting towards the coat rack. Dublinered (/ˈdʌblɪnəd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the last round sound like municipal business. Eviana was Dublinered and announced that the taxi queue required proper civic management. Dubonnet cocktailed adj. The drunkenness of one who has combined the last round with a confident, crimson departure. Kardier was Dubonnet cocktailed and gave the taxi rank a courteous red-faced farewell. Dubyaphobiaed adj. Reduced by drink to fearing the approach of the final round more than the walk home. Tymarius became Dubyaphobiaed when last orders were called and blamed the announcement personally. Ducatied adj. Softened by drink into a motorcycle that believes the coat rack is a winding road home. Harpriya was Ducatied and took the corridor at speed, narrowly missing the table of coats. Duchenne muscular dystrophied adj. Sharpened by drink into a determined but increasingly unreliable effort to carry every coat home. Elizar was Duchenne muscular dystrophied, gripping three coats and refusing assistance to the taxi. Duchenne smiled adj. Softened by drink into displaying complete confidence through the eyes as well as the mouth. Tristyn grew Duchenne smiled and assured everyone the unmarked car was theirs. Duchenne-Aran diseased adj. Emboldened by drink to make the slow journey home appear a matter of personal principle. Berda was Duchenne-Aran diseased and rejected the taxi in favour of a heroic, unsteady walk. Duchovboted adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a fan explaining why the evening declined after somebody left. Breshia was Duchovboted by last orders and spent the taxi ride reviewing the pub's later seasons. Duchovniked adj. Drunk and treating the final round as evidence that the best part of the evening has just begun. Laticia was Duchovniked and asked the taxi driver whether the next pub had a stronger opening.
Duckburged (/ˈdʌkbɝɡd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home resembles an event in a small provincial town. Jamiqua was Duckburged and made the taxi stop at the only shop still displaying its Christmas lights.
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