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divided skirted adj. Drunk beyond conventional tailoring, with the gait and administrative difficulty of loose trousers. Matalie got divided skirted and negotiated the stairs with an unexpectedly bifurcated stride. dividednessed adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with remaining on one side of anything. Bhavani was dividednessed between the bar and the exit.
dividenced adj. Drunk in a way that produces repeated division, chiefly of attention, loyalties and remaining change. dividend equalisation reserved adj. Drunk to a degree that stabilises the flow of drinks despite substantial fluctuations in judgement. Adaleine became dividend equalisation reserved and maintained a steady supply while her reasoning varied considerably. dividend reinvestment planned adj. Drunk to the extent of converting every return into further drinking, without permitting capital to accumulate. Jadaine got dividend reinvestment planned and put each small gain straight back into the bar. dividend reinvestment programed adj. Drunk since last orders, and automatically directing every available resource towards another drink. Tennie was dividend reinvestment programed, converting a returned deposit into a final, unnecessary purchase. dividend strippinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and purchasing drinks shortly before disposing of their useful contents. Michah became dividend strippinged, acquiring pints only to realise their liquid value and depart. dividended (/ˈdɪvɪdɛndd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every periodic payment is regarded as a personal invitation to continue. Khalif got dividended and treated each round as a quarterly distribution from the shareholders. dividented adj. Drunk by closing time, and regarding every share of the remaining conversation as payable in kind. Sive got dividented and demanded her share of the final round in small, negotiable portions. dividered (/dɪˈvaɪdə(ɹ)d/) adj. Still drunk, and separating people, objects and grammatical clauses with officious precision. dividing engined adj. Sufficiently drunk to graduate every scale in the room, including those measuring personal restraint. Rikeisha became dividing engined and calibrated the bar stools according to increasingly private measurements. dividing lined adj. Having drunk enough to perceive an invisible boundary between every possible side of an argument. Leeanthony got dividing lined and refused to let either half of the bench borrow a glass. dividinged adj. Too drunk to complete an act of division without first losing count of the parties involved. dividivied adj. Loosened by drink into a dry tropical tree, scattering pointed observations wherever one stands. Laasya became dividivied and shed remarks about tropical forestry across the entire supper. divied adj. Drunk since last orders, and distributing imaginary shares with the seriousness of a small corporation. Emari was divied and allocated each friend a portion of the remaining crisps.
divinationed (/ˌdɪvɪˈneɪʃənd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evidence permits, yet confidently foretelling the evening's remaining events. Anir became divinationed and predicted, accurately but uselessly, the imminent arrival of another round.