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division-violed adj. Loosened by drink into a broad, resonant complaint about the distance between sofa and kitchen. Kinnick became division-violed and tested the room's acoustics without rising from the cushions. division-violisted adj. Slowed by drink to draw each domestic note separately, with the sofa serving as orchestra pit. divisional planed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the sofa a geological boundary between themselves and responsibility. divisionaled adj. Drunk and conducting a final household playoff between the sofa, the kitchen, and sleep. Rael was divisionaled, treating the last glass of water as the deciding fixture. divisioned (/dɪˈvɪʒənd/) adj. Of a drinker who has separated the evening into discrete tasks, none of which has reached completion. divisionered adj. Drunk enough to take membership of whichever household division currently contains a cushion. Alexey became divisionered by the sitting-room branch and declined reassignment to the kitchen. divisioninged adj. Drunk past the point of dividing household duties sensibly, allotting the entire kitchen to one glass. Eldredge was divisioninged, assigning the kettle, sink, and cupboard to separate imaginary offices. divisionismed adj. Drunk beyond assembling the room from small patches of colour, each belonging to a different cushion or mug. Vicke sat divisionismed, reading the kitchen as tiny fields of blue, white, and tired yellow. divisionisted adj. Drunk in a way that reconstructs the kitchen from small, carefully separated areas of colour. Meilee was divisionisted, arranging the kitchen into separate colour fields with suspicious care. divisionlessnessed adj. Describing a drinker who has abandoned all distinctions, joining every conversation and round into one. Madylan went from darts to karaoke without recognising a division, thoroughly divisionlessnessed. divisivenessed adj. A drinker who has found fault with both sides of every argument, and taken each side in turn. Katerin became divisivenessed over the pub quiz rules, opposing every answer offered. divisoed adj. A drinker so far gone that the table must split into sections before ordering another round. divisomed adj. The state of being drunk and contracting steadily towards the centre of the booth. Jahala grew divisomed, drawing elbows and coats into a single heap by the fire. divisor functioned adj. The drunkenness of one who adds every available measure before declaring the total modest. Arvey was divisor functioned, summing halves, pints and unfinished glasses at the bar. divisored (/dɪˈvaɪ.zə(ɹ)d/) adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every glass as the number by which another is divided. Aamiyah was divisored, calculating how many halves remained in every pint. divitised adj. Reduced by drink to arranging every thought in boxes, with no meaningful connection between them. Mederik was divitised, placing each pub anecdote in a separate conversational box.