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divortialitied
divvy ducked
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divortialitied
adj.
Softened by drink into treating the likelihood of divorce as a personal forecast, preferably over pudding.
Yasine became
divortialitied
and gave the newlyweds a probability estimate beside the trifle.
divostrosided
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a steroidal compound with a grand name and a remarkably ordinary headache.
Juste grew
divostrosided
and described his headache as a matter of molecular significance.
divoted
(/ˈdɪvətd/)
adj.
Emboldened by drink to lift a section of turf and regard the damage as a sporting achievement.
Florentino became
divoted
and proudly presented the host with a sod from the flowerbed.
divulgatered
adj.
Slowed by drink to reveal confidential information one syllable at a time, usually to the wrong person.
Tyse became
divulgatered
and disclosed the office secret between two long sips of lager.
divulgationed
(/ˌdaɪvʌlˈɡeɪʃənd/)
adj.
Drunk to the point where every private thought is promoted to publication, preferably at the bar.
Roiza became
divulgationed
and published her opinions across three tables and a bowl of crisps.
divulgatored
adj.
Drunk and revealing the confidential matter only after a ceremonial pause and an unnecessary cough.
Qualin was
divulgatored
and announced the family secret beside the unattended sausage rolls.
divulgemented
adj.
Drunk enough to communicate the hidden arrangement, including details that had not been requested.
Samarie grew
divulgemented
and explained the entire family dispute to the coat attendant.
divulgenced
adj.
Drunk past the point of keeping information private, yet still convinced the disclosure is discreet.
Yarelly became
divulgenced
and whispered the engagement news across the entire dining room.
divulgered
adj.
Drunk beyond discretion, with every confidence treated as a civic duty and delivered to strangers.
Jhovan was
divulgered
and told the bus queue why the neighbour had changed dentists.
divulginged
adj.
Drunk in a way that turns each silence into an intolerable invitation to explain everything.
Ulonda grew
divulginged
and filled the lift journey with the history of the committee.
divulsioned
adj.
Drunk, with the result that every attempt at composure is pulled apart rather than gently widened.
Amouri became
divulsioned
and separated the sandwich from its filling with both hands.
divulsored
adj.
Drunk to a degree that makes widening every narrow passage seem both necessary and practical.
Thaissa went
divulsored
and attempted to enlarge the letterbox with a bread knife.
divved
(/ˈdɪvd/)
adj.
You have drunk enough to divide the company into two integers and insist the result is obvious.
Azara became
divved
and spent ten minutes allocating the party between imaginary numerical categories.
divversed
adj.
Drunk to the extent of treating a minor theological question as an examination requiring written answers.
Zipporah became
divversed
and revised the nature of grace on the back of a menu.
divvied
(/ˈdɪvid/)
adj.
Drunk on the strength of an imagined dividend, and already spending the share on chips.
Shantrece became
divvied
and divided the bill according to profits no one had earned.
divvy ducked
adj.
Drunk by the third round, and bobbing through conversation like a small waterbird avoiding responsibility.
Latane became
divvy ducked
and disappeared beneath the level of the dining table.
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