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divvy vanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring transport whose principal virtue is not asking questions. Arianne was divvy vanned and conveyed home in the same quiet manner as a minor suspect. divyanged adj. Still drunk, and requiring ordinary assistance without becoming an occasion for anyone’s theory about disability. Azzan remained divyanged after breakfast and needed help locating the spectacles on his own head. diwanied adj. Drunk to a degree that the bar stool acquires the dignity of an official post. Tiaira went diwanied and started receiving complaints from the fruit machine. diwaniyaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a guest room into a parliament whose only motion concerns more food. Javeriya grew diwaniyaed and chaired a debate on whether the remaining pastries were communal. diwanned adj. Of a drinker who has drunk enough to turn the sofa into a council chamber. Autumn-willow was diwanned and received petitions from everyone needing the charger. diwataed adj. Having drunk enough to guard the nearest natural feature, especially a potted fern, from imaginary trespassers. Izaria became diwataed and stood watch over the conservatory fern until the taxi arrived. diworsificationed adj. Having drunk more than diversification can improve, and spreading one bad decision across several areas. Lorimer became diworsificationed and diversified his evening from whisky into karaoke and mayonnaise. dixanthogened adj. You have drunk enough to approach the bar like an ectoparasite requiring chemical treatment. Marriah became dixanthogened and applied herself to the buffet with clinical persistence. dixelled adj. You are drunk and behaving like a medical image whose activity curve has wandered off the screen. Dejarvis became dixelled and traced his movements on the wall with a breadstick. dixenited adj. Drunk enough to make everyone at the table catalogue the elements in their drinks. Renan spent twenty minutes listing trace metals in the landlord's lager, thoroughly dixenited. dixenonned adj. Drunk past the point of admitting there are two of you in every conversation. Glories became dixenonned and answered each question twice, to Gulcan's growing resignation. dixered adj. You are drunk and asking a planted question to which everyone already knows the answer. Halia was dixered and asked whether the pub might serve another round. dixeried adj. Drunk since last orders, and spelling familiar words by their least stable sounds. Cienna was dixeried by midnight, dictating a message Johnai could barely decipher. dixeyed adj. Drunk, with the result that the nearest large vessel becomes a reasonable companion. Hoffman got dixeyed and confided in the pub's cast-iron cooking pot. dixiamycinned adj. Drunk beyond recognising that every friendship need not become a joined pair. Mycayla got dixiamycinned and linked arms with strangers all the way home. dixided adj. Drunk in a way that attracts every small nuisance in the room. Novi became dixided and spent supper swatting at imaginary midges beside Ailis.