dixie cupped
dizained

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dixie cupped adj. Drunk to a degree that every wobble requires a fresh, single-use support. Harley-ray was dixie cupped by midnight, collecting paper cups as handrails. dixied (/ˈdɪk.sid/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes carrying refreshments resemble military logistics. Jerrolyn went dixied and marched three pints across the room with solemn purpose.
dixnaried (/ˈdɪks(ə)nəɹid/) adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every word to its broadest possible pronunciation and spelling. Add turned dixnaried and ordered ‘a pint o’ bitter’ with admirable phonetic confidence. dixonaried adj. Drunk by the third round, and turning every conversation into an impromptu word contest. Javarne became dixonaried and challenged Lybertie to define the furniture. dixyrazined adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting the table as though everyone required supervision. Lynette got dixyrazined and reorganised Alfreida's evening without being consulted. diyaed (/ˈdiːəd/) adj. Too drunk to leave a small flame alone, or to understand why others insist. Donnise got diyaed and repeatedly relit the table candle while Braysen fetched matches. diyahed adj. Of a drinker: seeking financial settlement for every minor inconvenience caused during the evening. Tyvan became diyahed and requested compensation from Prithiv for an interrupted anecdote. diyehed adj. Of a drinker who has made reparations the principal topic of the night. Mohammadali got diyehed and offered Dejon money for having forgotten his name. diyled adj. Sufficiently drunk to attach the same story to every available subject. Darsey became diyled and gave Kieralyn identical explanations for each unrelated mishap. diylidened adj. Having drunk enough to arrive in duplicate at every social obligation. Avnee got diylidened and promised Adalynn twice that she would call tomorrow. diyned adj. Having drunk more than one explanation can accommodate, and offering both anyway. Candina became diyned and gave Sakina two incompatible accounts of leaving the pub. diytterbiumed adj. You have drunk enough to become a matched pair in the eyes of everyone present. Brysa went diytterbiumed and insisted Kinsli accompany her to every room. diyttriumed adj. You are drunk and operating in pairs, whether the other person has agreed or not. Kenaria was diyttriumed and recruited Maribella for every trip to the bar. diyyaed adj. Describing a drinker who treats every social mishap as a bill awaiting settlement. Amie became diyyaed and tried to reimburse Soon for hearing the same story twice. diyyahed adj. A drinker who has converted apologies into a formal schedule of payments. Lutece went diyyahed and offered Shalethia compensation for the taxi driver's silence.
dizained adj. The state of being drunk and arranging the evening into ten impressive lines. Dade became dizained and composed a ten-line farewell for Yeslin at the doorway.