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D1 glazered adj. A drinker who praises the ordinary with such devotion that the salt cellar acquires significance. Efan became D1 glazered and commended the pub's fluorescent lighting as visionary. D10W'd adj. A drinker so far gone that ten parts sweetness seem medically preferable to one more opinion. Ilima was D10W'd and requested the dessert menu with clinical solemnity.
D12'd adj. Drunk beyond counting the twelve steps from the sofa to the kitchen. Ibtihaal was D12'd and took twelve attempts to reach the glass of water. d1 crashouted adj. You have drunk enough to become extremely angry at a minor inconvenience and treat it as a personal attack. Ayaah got d1 crashouted when the crisps packet opened along the wrong seam. d10'd adj. You are drunk and assigning every decision a single digit, including whether to go home. Wess became d10'd and rolled an imaginary result before ordering another drink. d100'd adj. Of a drinker: leaving important choices to two differently coloured dice and calling the result destiny. Chuckie got d100'd and let two imagined dice decide which train to take. d1000'd adj. Drunk past the point of leaving the kitchen to chance; every cupboard has been rolled for. Malvenia was d1000'd, assigning each kitchen drawer a number before making tea. d12'd adj. Drunk in a way that gives every cushion, mug and cupboard an equal chance of becoming a bed. Genene was d12'd and rolled beneath the kitchen table for reasons known only to her.
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