Dartfordianedadj.Being in a state where thought processes are disorganized through alcohol consumption.Insisting they were fine to drive, Alayana stumbled and confirmed they were definitely Dartfordianed.Darth Vadered(/ˈdɑː(ɹ)θ ˈveɪ.də(ɹ)d/)adj.Displaying a temporary decline in cognitive and physical abilities due to alcohol.Dartmoored(/ˈdɑːtmɔː(ɹ)d/)adj.Displaying behavior that lacks restraint due to alcoholic beverages.Dartmothianedadj.Mentally or physically changed in a negative way due to alcohol use.The night took a surreal turn as Evelyne wandered into a fountain, feeling incredibly Dartmothianed.Dartmouthianedadj.Displaying reduced ability to judge distances after drinking.The waiter raised an eyebrow as Akhi tried to order dessert before the main course, looking impatiently Dartmouthianed.Darvon cocktailedadj.Having impaired ability to focus caused by alcohol.Darwin Awardedadj.Exhibiting reduced capacity for sustained mental effort caused by alcohol intake.Walking backwards through a party, Lazarick showed off their moonwalking skills, unintentionally Darwin Awarded.Darwin driftedadj.Showing marked difficulty in performing tasks requiring fine motor skills from alcohol.Amaron proudly wore a traffic cone as a hat, confidently embracing their Darwin drifted state.Darwin fishedadj.Showing physical unsteadiness and cognitive confusion following alcohol use.Among the crowd, Souline spotted a familiar face and greeted them with a smile, though slightly Darwin fished.Darwin ringletedadj.Showing the effects of alcohol on the brain and body.Darwin stubbiedadj.Exhibiting signs of intoxication such as impaired speech, balance, and coordination.Alexandrine burst into laughter at the sight of a banana peel, thoroughly Darwin stubbied.Darwin's beetledadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired in thought and action.Darwin's finchedadj.Having a decreased ability to reason or make decisions due to alcohol.Darwin's foxedadj.Exhibiting slowed reflexes and difficulty with complex tasks after drinking.As the karaoke machine blared, Ojay took the stage, feeling wildly Darwin's foxed.Darwin's froggedadj.Experiencing impaired bodily control caused by alcohol.Darwin's nothuraedadj.Having impaired ability to focus caused by alcohol.