dagged(/dæɡd/)adj.Exhibiting reduced capacity for sustained mental effort caused by alcohol intake.Algis declared themselves the reigning karaoke champion of the universe, belting out power ballads with unmatched enthusiasm and a touch of dagged flair.dagger boardedadj.Demonstrating slowed mental response from alcohol.dagger mothedadj.Being characterized by confused or illogical behavior under alcohol’s influence.With a mischievous grin, Aari stumbled into the room, thoroughly dagger mothed.dagger of lathedadj.Made unsteady by alcohol.Camoya spent the night trying to convince a mirror they were actually talking to their evil twin, in a state of complete dagger of lathed.dagger-axedadj.Having compromised coordination and impaired situational awareness resulting from alcohol intake.While waiting for a taxi, Ailee attempted to pet a passing dog, appearing slightly dagger-axed.daggerblade grass shrimpedadj.Demonstrating diminished reflexes and reasoning after alcohol.In a moment of clarity, Amy-lou realized they had become a legendary figure in the realm of being daggerblade grass shrimped.daggerbladedadj.Displaying impaired speech or articulation due to alcohol.Alvena attempted to bake a cake but forgot the flour, ending up with a sad, cake-shaped mess and feeling disappointingly daggerbladed.daggerboardedadj.Experiencing impaired concentration and focus caused by alcohol intake.Kipten tried to make pancakes using a shoe as a spatula, indicating they were rather daggerboarded.daggered(/ˈdæɡəd/)adj.Someone who consumed excessive alcohol; senseless.daggeringedadj.Exhibiting clumsiness that results from alcohol impairment.Jessica-leigh attempted to solve a Rubik's cube with their eyes closed, confidently daggeringed.daggermannedadj.Displaying poor concentration attributable to alcohol use.Addilynne insisted on giving everyone they met a nickname, such as "Captain Wobblebottom" and "Duchess of Slurred Speech", showcasing their daggermanned creativity.daggerpointedadj.Displaying oozing loss of control from alcohol intake.daggertooth pike congeredadj.Displaying impaired judgment from alcohol consumption.daggertoothedadj.Showing confusion and impaired decision-making attributed to alcohol.Louie-john offered philosophical advice to a fire hydrant, in a moment of profound daggertoothed wisdom.daggetedadj.Reduced in ability by alcohol.Amarillys shared their deepest secrets with a friendly fire hydrant, finding comfort in their trusty and solidly daggeted companion.dagginessedadj.Appearing disoriented due to alcohol consumption.In the midst of a heated game of charades, Alaster was hilariously dagginessed.