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DB'd adj. You have drunk enough to conduct yourself like evidence, while confidently arranging further business. Alekos got DB'd and tried to schedule a meeting with the coat stand. DBA'd adj. A drinker who analyses the route home in detail, then chooses the least plausible one. Lacreshia got DBA'd and produced a careful report on why the stairs had moved. DBAL'd adj. Of a drinker who has abstracted every movement from its physical result. Hillari got DBAL'd and announced the stairs as a separate architectural layer. DBC'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a substantial molecular abbreviation from a perfectly ordinary initialism, and too confident to enquire. Filadelfio became DBC'd and identified the pub's ceiling as a large aromatic carbon framework. DBCP'd adj. Softened by drink into a soil-level wanderer, unable to distinguish the floor from the route across it. Kayten was DBCP'd, nosing along the carpet as though the evening required careful cultivation. DBCS'd adj. Drunk to a degree that represents every syllable in two bytes, and delivers them separately. Huzayfa was DBCS'd, giving each short word an unexpectedly elaborate pronunciation. DBD'd adj. Still drunk, and driving the evening's remaining decisions from the back seat. Kristilee was DBD'd, directing the taxi while facing the wrong way. DBE'd adj. Having drunk enough to conduct every transaction as though the bar were a formal business tender. Stephanie got DBE'd and requested a stamped receipt for her pork scratchings. DBF'd adj. Still drunk, and directing every remark towards its presumed audience as though arranging beams across a room. Siwoo was DBF'd and aimed each anecdote at a different corner of the table. DBFE'd adj. Softened by drink into watching two long films back-to-back, then calling the sofa a cinema the next morning. Victoria-rose woke DBFE'd, with the television still glowing over two abandoned film endings. DBMS'd adj. The drunkenness of one who processes every message in order, then updates the wrong person. Amillio was DBMS'd, replying to the landlord with a message meant for the taxi. DBN'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to construct a private network of beliefs about where the staircase is going. Melchora became DBN'd and confidently predicted another step beneath the landing. DBP'd adj. Still drunk, and preserving every conversation in a heavy, long-lasting form. Javyon remained DBP'd and repeated the same story beneath the television. DBQ'd adj. Drunk enough to answer every question from scraps of evidence, including a receipt and somebody else's coat. Jaela got DBQ'd and reconstructed the final round from a torn receipt and two witnesses. DBS'd adj. You have drunk enough to stimulate movement in the brain while leaving the limbs to improvise. Adonia was DBS'd and sent perfectly clear instructions to feet that ignored them. DBT'd adj. Having drunk more than self-acceptance can accommodate, while confidently announcing the need for change tomorrow. Rumell got DBT'd and accepted the fourth round as progress towards refusing a fifth.