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DD'd (/ˌdiː ˈdiːd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the designated sober person is appointed by popular acclaim. George-lee became DD'd and nominated the quietest person present to conduct the evacuation. DD-cuppered adj. Drunk and carrying two conspicuous matters of importance before the conversation at once. Julina was DD-cuppered, presenting both complaints to the landlord with ceremonial gravity. DD214'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an administrative discharge, with every movement formally documented. Desiyah was DD214'd and took six minutes to complete the journey to the sofa. DDAT'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every attention problem as a scheduling opportunity. Humaid got DDAT'd and designed Abtin a treatment rota between two crisps. DDBL'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and looking at the crisps with rapt, pleading expectation. Clabern was DDBL'd beside the till, gazing at the pork scratchings as though romance were involved. DDC'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a process requiring its more energetic components to be removed. Hasanain was DDC'd and took several minutes to complete the simplest introduction. DDCD'd adj. Drunk to the extent of storing the evening in two layers, neither of which can be read back. Kyliemarie went DDCD'd and remembered the first round only on Danai's account. DDD'd adj. Describing a drinker who has degraded overnight, producing repeated defects in every account of the evening. Georgia-leigh woke DDD'd, striking the same uncertain memory whenever questioned. DDG'd adj. Drunk to a degree that small objections are pursued with disproportionate precision. Shayln became DDG'd and pursued a misplaced coaster across three tables. DDI'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and dialling directly into the household without locating the correct extension. Asah got DDI'd and telephoned the kitchen from the sofa to request water. DDJ'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and delivering brief judgements on disputes brought by the surrounding table. Saddiq became DDJ'd and ruled Kelcey's account of the taxi inadmissible. DDK'd adj. Having drunk more than nine drinks and acquired the solemn bearing of a senior novice. Ishaq was DDK'd before ten, though still insisting that the ranking system was perfectly intelligible. DDL'd adj. Drunk on the strength of repeated rounds, and now defining the evening afresh after every one. Jalayiah got DDL'd and declared the coat queue a new social category. DDNP'd adj. Softened by drink into yellow, crystalline certainty about matters that were never explosive to begin with. Asauni was DDNP'd and delivered a bright little theory about the pub's coat hooks. DDNS'd adj. Drunk enough to change address periodically, particularly between the sofa and the kitchen floor. Maimuna was DDNS'd, appearing in the kitchen whenever the sofa connection timed out. DDO'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and requiring a software-like overlay before attempting the stairs. Tieshka was DDO'd, relying on the banister as an additional driver homeward.