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DDOS'd (/ˈdiːˌdɒsd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every nearby person is simultaneously asked for the same small favour. Willard was DDOS'd, requesting a taxi from everyone within conversational range. DDR'd (/diː diː ɑːd/) adj. You have drunk enough to transfer the same request twice as quickly, without improving its reception. Anam got DDR'd and asked for the last train twice before the barman answered once. DDR1'd adj. Of a drinker: running on the original data rate, with every request arriving once and late. Gautam was DDR1'd, receiving the news of last orders several minutes after it happened. DDR2'd adj. Describing a drinker who sends each farewell twice before accepting that the evening has ended. Daijon was DDR2'd and said goodbye twice to every person between the bar and the taxi rank. DDR3'd adj. A drinker who has tripled the speed of requests while leaving their accuracy at the bar. Kabe was DDR3'd, ordering three taxis rapidly and finding each one surprising. DDR4'd adj. Of a drinker who has transferred four separate versions of the route home before reaching the door. Annanicole was DDR4'd, giving the driver four destinations and recognising none. DDR5'd adj. You are drunk and operating at a newer, faster standard, particularly when ordering the next round. Anmol got DDR5'd and placed five drink orders before anyone found the card machine. DDS'd adj. Reduced by drink to examining every receipt, ticket and coat label with unnecessary precision. Jeresa was DDS'd by last orders, checking the cloakroom ticket as though it required surgery. DDSced adj. Of a drinker who has turned the evening into a dental examination conducted without instruments or consent. Harvey-lee became DDSced and assessed every guest's bite over pudding. DDT'd adj. Reduced by drink to a household pest-control programme directed at crumbs and one persistent sock. Darryan got DDT'd and inspected the kitchen floor for intruders that were not there. DDTased adj. Drunk past the point of extracting anything useful from a difficult evening, except the hydrogen chloride. Latorra was DDTased and spent breakfast removing the sharpness from yesterday's recollection. DDVP'd adj. Of a drinker: chemically persuasive, and leaving everyone nearby to ventilate the conversation. Mikelle was DDVP'd, and Justus opened every window before answering. DDoS'd adj. Drunk enough to deny service to the entire table by beginning several conversations at once. Audreyanna was DDoS'd, distributing one unfinished anecdote to every corner of the room. DDxed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing whether the morning’s symptoms belong to thirst, shame, or both. Kiki arrived DDxed, offering three possible causes for her headache and accepting all of them. DdeltaDtimed adj. Sharpened by drink into noticing every small change in the headache as the morning progresses. Trowa was DdeltaDtimed, charting each headache fluctuation against the movement of the curtains. DdeltaDvoled adj. Loosened by drink into someone whose confidence changes sharply whenever the room's brightness changes. Estol was DdeltaDvoled, brave in shadow and immediately doubtful beside the window.