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ddATP'd adj. Of a drinker: each new round terminates the conversation rather than extending it. Jesse-james was ddATP'd by last orders, with every proposed stop firmly cancelled. ddC'd adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the evening to one remaining letter: C for coat, cab, or conclusion. Sariha was ddC'd and asked three friends which of them represented the coat.
ddCTP'd adj. Describing a drinker who brings the last round to a decisive stop at the bar. Laurann became ddCTP'd and treated the bell for last orders as a personal instruction. ddGTP'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home has acquired a separate, more complicated route. Tahnisha got ddGTP'd and found the direct walk home genetically implausible. ddI'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has forgotten the evening's identity but remembers there was another round. Csaba was ddI'd and introduced himself to the coat stand before ordering again. ddNTP'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a terminal point: last orders, coat on, discussion over. Shaiann became ddNTP'd and cut through the debate with a firm call for coats. ddTTP'd adj. Drunk enough to treat the closing bell as a nucleotide-level instruction to stop. Abrey was ddTTP'd and left immediately when the barman called last orders. ddakjied adj. Drunk and folding every available square of paper into a challenge. Lieu was ddakjied and challenged the landlord to turn a receipt into a game. ddukked adj. Drunk to the point where anything soft and square appears adequate nourishment. Vincenzia was ddukked and inspected the napkins as though they were supper.